🌸🧸emily🍄🌸

28/f/uk

[icecreamorafelony]

[sulietsexual]

“There are some things, after all, that Sally Owens knows for certain; always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can.” ~ Practical Magic ☆ Alice Hoffman

[sadbaddiva]

nicole kidman in practical magic (1998)

[thepunkpanther]

PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998)

[grimagic]

Whimsigoth is absolutely beautiful. Reminds me of being a 90s witch, the year I went into the broom closet… 🔮🪄🧿🐈‍⬛

[mournfulroses]

Zinaida Nikolaevna Gippius, translated by Babette Deutsch, from “You Appeared,”

[catchymemes]

[didney-worl-no-uta]

I grabbed my phone so fucking fast to take this

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

life is so fucking scary here. like on this planet. everything is so scary to me. i really dont wanna be here lol.

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[astarlingdiscovery]

[punished-ned]

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

[swan2swan]

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!

EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds. 

[swan2swan]

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own. 

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[transwilsonmd]

[thyrell]

"hyperpop would kill a victorian child" "mountain dew would kill a medieval peasant" well i think cavemen would absolutely love mukbang videos. couldnt we use more joy in the world. coulent we use more kindness in the world

[vicholas]

drawing is so stupid it truly makes you google shit like “table”

[thewildetyme]

“i read the book you recommended” is a love language.

[delicateknightsportsmonger]