emily of houses targaryen and gallifrey

first of her name

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[emilyofhousetargaryen]

Hanging around is just no fun when you’re alone  No matter what we’re going through, together we can find our way home  So come on and sleepover  And everything will be just fine  You and i can wait until the sun  So come on and sleepover  Together we will be just fine  You and i can wait until the sun  So come on and sleepover  Hanging around is just no fun when you’re alone  All of my fun starts when i pick up the phone  So come on and sleepover  And everything will be just fine  You and i can wait until the sun  So come on and sleepover  Together we will dream in time  Nothing’s gonna stop us having fun  So come on and sleepover!

[dolphindelphine]

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my guinea pigs’ vet just posted this and it is extremely Important

[daysofourpigs]

Has science gone too far????

[transientmorality]

[squidinthesky]

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

[shutub]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[jessequick]

[jobeeart]

i am 100% here for supportive grandad!twelve

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[emilyofhousetargaryen]

https://blackbox.app.link/PUVm7t9U0C

[gothicprep]

the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us

[forever90s]

[emilyofhousetargaryen]

[bunchofbloom]

♪ Pop! Blam! Wow! That’s definitely how life started on earth! Pop! Blam! Wow! The aliens thought they’d create some more, they got out some clay and made dinosaurs! The dinosaurs got depressed so they died. They aliens said “Well, we Plop! Dram! Tried!” ♪

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[sushinfood]

so many people are complaining about not getting it so i will help those who see this on my blog

it’s gonna be may

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

“I wish I could leave more kudo–”

IT’S CALLED COMMENTS

JUST TYPE A SMILING EMOTICON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE

OR JUST TYPE RANDOM LETTERS

OR OPEN UP THE DICTIONARY ON A RANDOM PAGE AND WRITE THE FIRST WORD YOU FIND

OR JUST TRY TO WRITE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR HEEL IDEK

JUST LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT

[bold-sartorial-statement]

On my favourite fics, I’ve left like a dozen comments like “I’m back for another reread.”

[gingersnapwolves]

comments that are 500% acceptable to fanfic writers:

kudos!

:) :) :)

asdgh;krh;gaowejnlfjwealjega

<3 <3 <3 <3

*gif of the kermit flail dance*

et cetera, et cetera, we aren’t picky, friends XD

[amusewithaview]

NGL, comments like “this is my x number reread” or “this is my rainy day fanfic” give me so much joy. Conversely, comments like “I am binging your soulmate fics” or “I’m x pages deep in your old works” make me want to figure out how to transport tea, tissues and cookies instantaneously across the interwebs.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

I hope Mario is smoking a fat blunt with the princess today.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Fuck. Goddamn it. GOd fucking damn it. 

Jesus fucking christ. What the fuck. God fucking damn it