Me to my therapist: I've been listening to a lot of Gracie Abrams as of late.
My therapist: *delighted voice* A lot of my clients do! They find her therapeutic!
Me: You do realize that means we're all kind of depressed as fuck?
My therapist: ...
My therapist: Oh. Yeah. I guess that's why they have therapy sessions.
Me: We're just giving you job security.















