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okay so a sister is kind of like a cobblestone generator (like from minecraft) but it generates forehead kisses instead
good little sisters let their big sis grope them in public
u have to imagine the little princess in borrowed pyjamas too big for her with bedhead hair sticking to the tear trails on her cheeks, whining and making grabby hands at u while she's visibly painfully erect and dripping precum on her fluffy bunny slippers
kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism
The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.
The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"
come hither, my loyal knight
a little closer
perfect
*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*
*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*
I think this blog got termed but reposting this bc yeah can confirm.
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL AGE REGRESSORS AND LITTLES THAT RECENTLY FOLLOWED ME
Storytime with Blue is starting in 10 minutes
princesses are a sort of pocket pussy when u really get down to it
likes = endorsement so i think someones lying
these reblogs are clearly made by advisors that run the social media of these princesses, no way to type with arms and legs pinned back like that
you have a wicked and twisted heart
⬆️ the most pocket pussyable here btw
(ID in alt text)
I just adore girls who show off immaturity
Pig tails, bracers, sticking their tongue out to concentrate, pointing their feet in, babbling at me for hours about all their favourite things
*dreamy sigh*
Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<
Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok
You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them
You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them
Feels like one of the most important things I've ever said
you know what they say: bweh
got some cute new shoes, might age regress later
I'm literally 5 years old and i got new shoes ^_^
Daily Affirmations:
You are a pretty princess and everyone loves your A cups
tip for princesses: knights are actually quite similar to hounds, they love being told that they’ve done good work.
fuck my stupid fucking princess life i have to lay my head on this stupid silk pillow because i cannot find a knight's lap i hate this dumbass kingdom