You know how in DA2, if you romanced someone, Varric would pull you aside for a few seconds to tell you why it might be a bad idea.
I would’ve loved this for Inquisition.
Varric pulls the Inquisitor aside.
“Hey, we need to talk about you and….”
Cassandra: Ok, you are incredibly lucky in the absolute worst way but there’s only a finite number of miracles even a Herald of Andraste can pull off and trying to date the Seeker is probably hitting the limit.
Blackwall: I get it, I guess. Grizzled lonely Warden warrior are heart-stealers. The burly, brooding, noble types are irresistible, but maybe, just maybe, consider that there’s a reason he joined the Grey Wardens that you aren’t going to like to hear.
Dorian: Ok, ok, are you trying to piss off everyone in Thedas?! The Chantry already hates you, Inquisitor, getting involved with a Tevinter mage is just rubbing it in at this point.
Sera: I get, it she seems fun, but I’d suggest you watch yourself because being shanked in the kidney by her nutty elven lover is a pretty ignoble way to go for our dear Inquisitor after surviving Haven.
Iron Bull: *laughing* You’re shitting me, right?! The Herald of Andraste and the Ben Hassrath Qunari spy? I don’t know how you two are making that work, I don’t want to know, but I know about ten different ways this could end, and a lot of them look painful and you’re gonna have a hard time explaining it to the Seeker. Or the healers.
Josephine: Ruffles is a sweet girl but I would be careful. If you break her heart, even a little bit, even unintentionally, I would get as far away from Skyhold before Leliana breaks yours. Literally. By stabbing you in it. And that’s if she’s feeling merciful.
Cullen: You and Curly? Well, the shy, awkward types might be sweet, but I knew him in Kirkwall. He’s seen some things, he’s still angry, and he definitely has some issues he needs to work out. Love isn’t enough to fix something like that.
Solas: Chuckles? You mean the not-Dalish and not-alienage elf apostate hobo that wanders the woods, talks to spirits more than people and plays around in the Fade for fun? I guess everyone has their type, but there’s definitely something….strange….about him. Just watch yourself.
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