Guy i’m really proud of myself because… Gregolas
“Gregolas what do your elf eyes see?”
“Not my division”
I made this 6 years ago omg
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cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER
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occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
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todays bird

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Guy i’m really proud of myself because… Gregolas
“Gregolas what do your elf eyes see?”
“Not my division”
I made this 6 years ago omg
Guy i’m really proud of myself because… Gregolas
“Gregolas what do your elf eyes see?”
“Not my division”
He said everything
So two birds, two old men and a human rocket walk into a bar-
Moose attack
2015 things
- uptown funk
- inappropriate audition songs
- fight me
- left shark
- effective. power
- deez nuts
- what are THOSE
- hamilton
- no notes
- *shoves breadsticks into purse*
- tumblr update
- mmm whatcha say
- the dress
- back to the future day
- no oscar for leo
- *looks at smudged writing on hand*
- donald trump
- okay.. that sounds fake but okay
- JOHNNNN CENAAAA
- netflix and chill
- star wars
- miley, what’s good?
- miss universe
what the fuck even was this year
Don’t forget Zola, ‘Why you always lyin’, the ‘can’t find [blank] in a crowd’ meme, ‘QUIT SAYING I’M DEAD’, and hoe don’t do it
Dean Winchester Meme: Reoccurring Themes (6/?)
↳ Dean not getting his pie
you know that scene in aou where tony, thor and steve are walking together? imagine the size the heels robert wore so he wouldn’t look as tiny as he actually is next to evans and hemsworth.
i mean
one time in grade 6 a girl called me a lying slut in front of our whole class during lunch because i was hanging out with her boyfriend a lot. she was dating my brother
i’ve been a student teacher for a first grade class for two days and these are the amazing stories i have had so far. i love kids.
we have to help kids off the bus and to their classes if they’re kindergartners and don’t know where they’re going. one girl immediately reached for my hand as soon as she got off the bus and sang me the abcs and counted to 26. the highest she could go. then saw her teacher and ignored me.
all of the student teachers were waiting for the last arriving bus so we all formed a line to help the kids to their classes. upon arrival, one child immediately goes “why are they making a tunnel for us? are we famous now? i need to call my mom”
one kid didn’t have a name tag so i took him to the office to get one. the aides asked him for his name. “noah” he promptly said. “wait no. i’m david. noah is my brother.”
the teacher i observe read a book to them about a bird laying eggs. one kid raised his hand as soon as the book ended and yelled at the teacher because there was no daddy in the book and “i know how babies are made there must be a daddy”
one girl was quietly eating her snack during snack time and got up for no reason other than to come over and tell me “miss jones you are so beautiful”
the teacher tried to take a group picture on top of a climbing structure on the playground. 3+ kids fell off. they thought it was hilarious.
“miss jones do you wanna know my favoritest movie ever? avengers: age of ultron. it’s not for kids but i watched it alone so don’t tell my parents please i’ll cry”
two boys punched each other repeatedly and when asked why would you hurt each other, they quickly answered “we’re in love”
“can i call you mama cat?”
“i am your baby cat”
“meow”
He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.
I’m missing something, clearly.
Sounds of door latch. Door opens, person enters somewhat unsteadily. Offscreen, another person’s voice, accented: “Mark, I can’t believe how drunk you are.”
Mark: (in the same accent, highly enunciated): “I am not drunk.”
Person offscreen: “Yes you are.”
Mark, shaking finger at the camera: “I am not fucking drunk.”
Person offscreen: “Can you tell the time?”
Mark: “Yes.” Turns to a clock on the wall; shakes finger at it. “I am not fucking drunk.”
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