The Blessed Hellride

Hayley | 30 | She/They | New Jersey | preoccupied by the New Jersey Devils and Star Wars. 100% Kylo Ren trash. Freyja devotee. Integrated hardware you cannot afford. Cancer 🌞 Taurus 🌙 Virgo ⬆️

[longhairvixen]

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[uss0]

a supportive partner or no partner at all

[thesunnahthebetter]

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

[midnightportals]

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[midnightportals]

[consecuences]

[aquareegia]

this is a joke, but he does have that stance tbh lol

[putting-down-the-roses-deactiva]

Bitch go read a book (me to me)

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[acidtheater]

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

I gotta be real, I thought we were critical of disney adults for aggressive loyalty to a really gross mega-corporation, or refusal to engage with media that isn't for kids, not because people... have hobbies?

[bobdylanyaoi]

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

[halcyonhue]

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the man next to me on the train who chatted cheerfully to pass the time when we got delayed. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

[katieaki]

doesn't take much when you get enough instagram | bluesky | patreon

It's my beloved darling king of my heart butch husband's bday today & I made this paper and acrylic collage for them bc the world is hard and we don't have a lot, but what we have is so good because we have it together.

you can't tell bc you're not an ant, but these ants are butchfemme.