I am the savior

Roleplay blog. Main ship is Swanqueen but I'll rp almost any other ship as well if there's a good plot. Will not rp with muns under 16. If you have an idea for an rp or just wanna say hi, feel free to message me!:D

[emma-swan-the-savior]

Hello everyone

Hi guys I have been taking a few months off tumblr cause my life has been a mess! I am so sorry for not replying but I really needed a break. I’m okay thanks for the nice messages. I will be replying from now on so inbox me stuff whenever :*

[lrueirgyhkity45htikiu6-deactiva]

       the darkness to your l i g h t

[thundergrace]

[artkrla]

Must protect the love of my life -Asami Sato probably 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

[hope2x-deactivated20160706]

More like a wet dream

[maeku-deactivated20140303]

oh my god my friend is on her way round and i just answered the door screaming WHAT UP LESBO

to a jehovah’s witness that really looked like her

i just said ‘tell jesus i’m sorry’ and shut the door

[emma-swan-the-savior]

teacher: (brings up the topic of gender)

me: (braces for the worst)

[starkked]

Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? [x]

[galacticjewelrybox]

omg how cute!

[usuallyxhungry-deactivated20161]

This is the best. This is why he deserves to be Bruce banner.

[block]

I hope you find what you’re looking for in 2015

(via itcuddles)

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[raining-r0ses]

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

[crystalmikii-deactivated0417201]

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

[shirtnapkin]

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

[kimyugoem]

i got pikachu turning around omf

[micdotcom]

If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound

It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them.

But this is all too often the reality for rape victims.

[girlsfreakme-out]

[bekah-michelle-deactivated20141]

I love Jane Lynch

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[foppossumtrishaa]

But consider this, Natasha, in the heat of things, grabbing the nearest weapon and beating the shit out of a few robots, then looking over at her team mates and they’re all staring and she looks down she’s holding Thor’s Hammer

[fndungeonmom]

I WANT THIS SOOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH

[eatwitwiteaters-deactivated2018]

Every Natasha Romanoff post that I see confuses the hell out of me because I always think it’s talking about Natasha Negovanlis at first. 

[quinn-fabray]

[jannapahkina-deactivated2015052]

[himblebo]

gayyyyyyy

[monica-geller]

[ijustlovetay-deactivated2016040]

THIS IS STILL ONE OF THE FUNNIEST AND MOST ACCURATE THINGS IN MY LIFE.