Dayum Gurrl

Jessica Lange is 69 and hotter than me. So so gay.

[swanqueenandrizzles]

lilli bitch benutzt du diesen blog noch if yes hast du insta

lillipri_

miss u <3

[heartdrift]

happy spooky season!!!

[stars-bean]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2003)

[googifs]

I couldn’t keep this joy to myself

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[sheabutterbitch]

I was going through some of my notes, and at the top of one page it says, Lean into the discomfort of the work. This was written in the context of the work being done within my career field, but I find it to be applicable to any area of life. “Work,” be it self-healing or recovery work, achieving personal goals, evolving.. it is not always comfortable. Allow yourself to feel the discomfort of it all, acknowledge it.

[toastbutteregg]

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[pipistrellus]

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

[4fortyy4]

At the end of the day, all this shit temporary.

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[toastbutteregg]

[tikkety-tok]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[topoillogical]

I need to start dating a shitty reddit guy, so that he can eventually somehow disrespect one of my many eclectic interests, and then I can get mad, and then he can make an AITA post about it, and then it can get posted on tumblr, and then all the tumblr lesbians will tell me I'm hot