Fluffy Unicorn

Hi my name is Emma and I post whatever the hell I want. Mostly some pretty random shit. I'm a huge parks and rec fangirl btw :P *puts sunglasses on* Deal with it.

[teathattast]

bless

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[kim-jisoo]

Peralta’s hits, featuring original tracks such as: Barley and Jimes, Cream In My Coffee, Come With Me (Amy To The Dumpster), Beatdown Boulevard, Maggot Drawer, Jake The Hero, & many more.

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[justbadpuns]

this made me exhale loudly

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[pousseyluv]

[babyanimalgifs]

“My mom sent me this this morning and I immediately can home to snuggle.” 🍌😍 

Video by @youngestoldcatlady

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[aartveit-deactivated20130225]

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

I’M GOING TO FUCKING ASPHYXIATE 

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!