fuck

Emma, 21, I read somewhere that people who curse frequently are more honest, so my foul mouth is good for transparency

[girlnextvore]

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[emmanem]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[gondwana]

THINGS ARE SHAPING UP TO BE PRETTY

[hookandthedaggersxvx]

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

[wishuponawish]

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

[fuckingconversations]

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

[duckuwu]

#like olive oil friends #it’s not because the olive never had sex

[missarrozcongandules1991]

i still can’t believe that none of these people have ever seen hocus pocus like

that’s just wild

[ewwhydidievenhavefollowers-deac]

Tiddies

[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[teuer]

[sonypraystation]

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

trying to comfort a friend

[missdontcare-x]

Nelsan Ellis as Lafayette Reynolds in the iconic scene from True Blood 
R.I.P Nelsan

[4kx]

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

[entropvy]

can some of u just shut up

[lockscreenlock]

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[thisisbetterthanporn]

mon ventre-diamant sous tes mains brille fort au milieu de la chambre je suis une chaine de montagnes des orteils jusqu'aux joues parait que t'aimes ça m'explorer parait que y'a de l'or un peu partout sur moi parait que t'as pas peur de ça les territoires un peu plus vastes c'est long des kilomètres de chair c'est pas pour tout le monde mais toi tu as traversé le continent bord en bord et tu l'as jamais dévasté Texte et photos: Julie Artacho

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[thefemdomdiary]

What a fantastic series!  Beautiful.