The Mortuary Student

Mortuary Student based out of NJ apprentice to the mortician

[the-memedaddy]

[frogdilf-archive]

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

[do9]

[unclefather]

[mattressblowoutsale]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[forbiddencronch]

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

[lesbianshepard]

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[lmaoalien]

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[burgertv]

[natural-selections]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

[disgustinganimals]

FYI

[memewhore]

[somewhatstacey]

I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored

and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored

[just-call-me-ella]

I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.

[gettzi]

Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.

[shiftingpath]

Spirit: (pulls out a tablecloth, everything on the table crashing onto the floor) Cat Owner: CUT IT OUT! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DINING ROOM? Spirit: (nervously moves to the kitchen)

[kyraneko]

Spirit: is confronted by several angry cats wanting revenge for it getting them blamed for everything it does

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *shows slight interest in me*

me: dang... ur a freak.....

[busket]

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am:

[eclecticpandas]

[infpisme]