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House Guest Etiquette
Make your fucking bed. Someone has gone to the trouble of clearing a space for you, so you don't have to sleep out in the fucking rain. So take a minute of your busy life to leave the room in at least the condition that you fucking found it.
Elevator Etiquette
People exiting the elevator fucking go first! It just makes fucking sense!! There is no room for your stupid linebacker self to barge on if you don't let the people exiting go first.
Bathroom Etiquette
Do not burst into a bathroom like you're busting up a drug raid. Especially if you're wearing your authority heels. Especially if the acoustics off the tile make it sound like you're about to take someone's fucking head off. It's just a bathroom break. No need to get crazy.
Car Etiquette
Blinkers. Fucking use them!
Elevators
Do not fart in the elevator. You may have a sweet thrill of getting away with no one witnessing your flatulence, but the poor bastard that catches the car after you will want to kill you.