Emma Thorne

All your friends are secretly spiders. Youtube.com/EmmaThorneVideos and Youtube.com/LittleDuckGaming for fun times

[emmathorne]

Is this actually your page or a fan page? sorry I can’t tell.

It’s nice that you think i’m popular enough to have a fan page

[emmathorne]

My friends on the continent here is some "political" whimsy for you.

New MP's are forever battling with our hilariously archaic chamber traditions, so here's a lad who was given a "gentle telling off" for sipping a carton of milk in the house of commons.

In a statement, a spokesperson apologised and added that milk is an excellent source of protein.

[emmathorne]

Dog the Stranger Things Polly Pocket is bangin'. I loooved Polly pocket as a kid I am so happy this exists 💖

[emmathorne]

Waiting for the 20 year anniversary, an upcoming documentary and Mike's Mic to resurrect some kind of Lost fandom

I would like to gush about my favourite married characters please?

Not the actual married characters although Sun and Jin and Rose and Bernard are of course iconic.

Everyone (myself included) loves how divorced Ben and Locke are, of course. And we all love the brief, tragic marriage of Desmond and Charlie.

But can we focus for a moment on the Desmond/Sayid affair on the Kahana?

Where they're sharing a little room and as soon as Desmond wakes up Sayid is like "Good morning Desmond. Food here sucks, how are you?"

And when Desmond is having his lil' episode and accidentally says "trust me" out of nowhere, and Sayid doesn't even blink he takes <1 second to be like "Of course I trust you". It's delightful.

[squarehammermp3]

A wild Saturday night with Frater Imperator

Sometimes life just gets to be too much and you time to snuggle with a squishy demon and play some old school video games.

Baphomet plush based on the specacular creation by @emmathorne

[emmathorne]

Does it ever kind of hit you the juxtaposition between the kinds of videos you make? One minute you're taking the piss out of Alex Jones' video game or the Star Wars holiday special, the next you're interviewing renowned Biblical scholars or cult experts.

Not really ‘cause I like all those things

It only ‘hits me’ in the sense that I’m aware some videos will be way less popular than others lmao

[emmathorne]

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Aw shucks I forgot about Tumblr again.

Welp, I'm off to do a musical, see you on the other side. Or if I get bored in tech rehearsal (:

[catchymemes]

[emmathorne]

Me cackling at all the birds eating Matt's lawn seed

[emmathorne]

Your stan James short.. omg… I’m dying laughing

YESSSS

Do NOT hate on James

LOVE that lad

[k-eke]

Nothing like a little workout session 🦀

[emmathorne]

why is your ask button labeled as if by Ned Flanders?

He's a cheerful guy, so am I

[revryebread]

Stealing my friends post valor

[shuploc]

"The Pale Elf"

[emmathorne]

This is why we can't have nice things (on the internet)

Someone put a clip of me on the subreddit 'perfectly cut screams', which Matt stumbled on and ran to show me. It's one of his favs so he was strangely proud I think. The clip is funny, they cut at the perfect moment so it's barely an "a-". Made me chuckle.

But of course it's reddit, so amongst the nice comments, the funny comments (someone said I sound like the fnaf jump scare noise- cackling) and all the deleted comments, which are presumably transphobic to a level unacceptable on the sub, are enough shitty remarks to make any person feel bad, at least for a minute.

There are the usual crowd, baffled by what my gender could possibly be. A number of comments calling me everything from 'bro' to 'it' and laughingly deriding me for definitely using they/them pronouns. Someone asked what kind of 'breed' I am. Stuff about HRT, for some reason. And so on and so on.

Someone thinks I'm likely "completely insufferable", based on this 11 second clip. Someone thinks I look 15 "at best". Another says my ("this dude's") mouth is too big for my face. Someone else wants to "do [my] mouth".

I don't really have a good point or a conclusion or anything, I am just getting really sick and tired of just being and getting all this balls as a result. I am just here, making silly stuff for people who want to watch it. I have short hair and I exist publicly and that is all it takes to stir up the bigots to the point of having to shout and scream in my direction. No one's talking about gender, my identity isn't relevant, it's literally a funny ten second clip with an "aa-" moment. But I'm expected to stoically endure everything from sexual harassment through personal insults and random bigotry, because that's just "what you get" if you 'decided' to be some kind of public figure. What a bunch of balls, man.

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The Eyes of God, Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria.

[emmathorne]

Emma, I recently came across your channel and really dnjoy your videos. I watched your video on conspiracy theories, and in it, you mentioned that as a child, your family listened to Alex Jones. I was just curious why you were listening to an American conspiracy theorist. Are there no well-known conspiracy theorists in Britain that you would have listened to?

Man, I was a child lmao I didn’t even have context for this shit. You’d have to ask my dad.

[emmathorne]

I just saw your video on 2001: A Space Odyssey and firstly I think it'd be great if you did more videos like that, and secondly as a student of science I can assure you that we did indeed evolve from filthy monkey men 🐵

Thank u science :)