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Alana had never been interested in sperm one way or another, but now she was addicted. Up until about 8 months ago, she’d always considered it a byproduct of sex, something to be cleaned up afterwards, or to be protected from by condoms. Then she’d made the mistake of having a bit too much to drink on a night she was ovulating; her hormones had overruled her better judgement and she’d begged her boyfriend to go bareback. Even now she can vividly remember the feeling of those hot spurts filling her, and changing the course of her life forever.

Of course it was those same few ounces of sticky, white fluid that had gotten here where she was now: massively pregnant, with swollen milk-filled tits and a belly that preceded the rest of her whenever she entered a room. Her body had taken that thimble’s worth amount of semen and made it into a baby, and in that process had swollen and grown so much that Alana could hardly recognize herself anymore. Now she was swollen, tight, full, and most notably, constantly horny.

Now she was caught in a wonderfully awful feedback loop: her pregnancy hormones made her ravenous for cock. And the sight of that cock, which had so completely dominated her and taken away something as powerful as her control over her own body, was enough to make her flood with yet more hormones. These days all Alana wanted to do was to be covered in cum from all sides, to feel completely surrounded by both the seed she already carried inside her womb and also to have it cover the outside of her expanded form. Whether she realized it intellectually or not, Alana craved to submit to this incredible power that men could hold over women.

Thankfully for her, her boyfriend was more than willing to oblige. And to promise her that trying for #2 would start in the next few weeks.

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“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)