ask emmet the special

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well hello emmet its vitruvious from the future call me nick fury now. but how the heck are you dude!

bored. why did wyldestyle have to get where are my pants canceled! all thats on tv is cop shows and im not exactly in the mood for cops due to apparent recent events…

im thinking of building another floor to my appartment later if i can find some parts, you got any grey mesa bricks or anything lying around? maybe a radar dish for a new tv?

dude i got like 30 boxes of things if you need them let me show you to my heli carrier!

* drags out all 30 boxes* here you go emmet. and did i tell you in the future you help me save the world with well some others but i don’t want to tell you any more unless you want to know.

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oh cool! *starts opening boxes*lets see, i can use some of these, a few of theese, oh, i can build a tripple decker couch from this stuff! oh geeze! *opens another three boxes* uh, vitruvious, why do you have so many guns?

emmet-the-special replied to your post:hello badcop.

so i heard you killed me. i dont exactly feel dead. infact, i may or may not feel a bit angry.

You’re going to feel dead in a few seconds, when I’m finished with you!

yeah... i dont think so.

*bad cop shoots at emmet, only for emmet to pull a 3x8 trans-blue flag out of noware*

been learning some sheild moves. now tell me. how do you plan to bring the other me back from the dead.

*emmets eyes begin to glow red as his mouth print shows sharp teeth in place of his normal ones, and his clothing begins to turn red, with flame patterns*

think carefully about that, because i had unikitty show me how to go into rage mode, and im perfectly willing to.

well hello emmet its vitruvious from the future call me nick fury now. but how the heck are you dude!

bored. why did wyldestyle have to get where are my pants canceled! all thats on tv is cop shows and im not exactly in the mood for cops due to apparent recent events...

im thinking of building another floor to my appartment later if i can find some parts, you got any grey mesa bricks or anything lying around? maybe a radar dish for a new tv?

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far be it for me to judge your decisions, but you dont know where that things been.

hey unikitty! some suff happened down in the city recently, and some new friends of mine wanted to know if theres any 48x48 areas in cuckooland they could build a tower in. the whole block had to be shut down, so they came up with a design for a huge, crazy stacked up building tower they wanna build.

Can I see the designs?

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i dont have em, but basically picture a comic shop, a computer store, a radio station and an auto assembly plant stacked one on top of another, with a radio tower on the top, a helipad, and both trans-dark blue walkways and a few water slides leading to the bottom, where there are 3 pools. it will have its own generators, confetti cannons, and warp portal ive been working on built in, for easy transport between the realms!

"I have a boyfriend, so don’t get any ideas."

"I never have any ideas."

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Oh Emmet. Why are you such a dork?

because i was stressed out!

*a badly damaged Gremlin slowly crawls towards Emmet* Emmet... P-please... Help me...

wow did my mech really do that? or, did you piss off someone else and get beaten up again. anyway what do you need?

M-medical help. Agh! *coughs up blood*

uhm, uhm... wait! ive still got my phone! (calls 911, they are on their way)

man i hope they know how to treat whatevers wrong with you.

*a badly damaged Gremlin slowly crawls towards Emmet* Emmet... P-please... Help me...

wow did my mech really do that? or, did you piss off someone else and get beaten up again. anyway what do you need?

Hey Emmet. Do you think Unikitty is ok? She seems a bit shaken up about learning about the Boy upstairs.

she... she really is. i havent seen her this bad since cuckooland got taken down.

Hey, Benny. Tell me if this hurts. *punchs Benny as hard as he can in the forehead*

*falls to floor and doesn’t move* ((great look what you did!!! >.< now you really cracked bennys helmet now!!))

How, man! *runs over to Benny* Are you ok!? Benny!? How many fingers am I holding up!?

*looks up angry at gremlin* T^T that REALLY hurt……..

Oh, man! I feel really bad for doing that! And, well now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

well why did you punch me in the first place?? :(

Because I didn’t know if it hurt or not! I’ve been punching evryone! And pokemon!

well…. punch yourself and see if it hurts >.< ?

But it’s more fun to punch other people. Why don’t you give it a try?

no! i dont want to hurt my friends or anyone else T^T

*sigh* You need to learn to hurt people.

i only hurt the people who hurt my friends, i think…ER i used my spaceship!!!!

Well now that you mention hurting your friends… Um….

wait……?????? 0.0

I MIGHT have beaten up Emmet…

T^T *doesn’t talk*

Oops?

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(emmet in mech rises up in background)

hey gremlin. tell me if this hurts?

(punches twords gremlin with the mixing drum hand)

and dude. QUIT. HURTING. MY. FRIENDS.

you okay benny?

hey bad cop! what are we gonnaa do about these gremlins! enemys or not you are a cop and thosoe guys are causing problems in the city! so, truce again?

OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF WITH HIM, AND NOW- NOW, EVERYONE SUDDENLY WANTS SOMETHING DONE,

BUT NOT WHEN HE’S TRYING TO PIT EVERYONE AGAINST EACH OTHER BEFORE

OH NO

THAT’S FINE, THEN!

"Gremlin how are you doing?"

I’m doing fine… except for my thirst for Emmets blood.

NON EVIL PEOPLE DONT HAVE BLOOD THIRSTS!!!

"come on benny, get out of the ship!" emmet yelled as benny built a wall around himself using computer moniters. "emmet, you said there would be more people there, its just us and those 2!" benny gestures at fyahstah and unikitty, waiting by the door since emmet had the only key.

"I WILL MAKE YOU…

Hiiiiiii!

Look who’s here you guys! Now unikitty, this isn’t a “Beach party” at all. Do you want to know what it really is? Me and Emmet are setting you and Benny up on a date!

O_o Huh?

Don’t even try escaping!

What do calendar dates have to do with Benny?

*facepalm* a ROMANTIC date!

Okay……..

Do you understand what I’m saying?

Yeah… *looks around* So where’s Emmet? He said he knows why I keep hearing a voice whisper to me.

*snaps finger loud* Ill tell you. He visited the man upstairs’ world, and it’s the boy upstairs who’s behind all this. He’s just yelling at his sister. Nothing to worry about.

hey, yeah sorry ive been gone for the day! my appartment building kinda… had an accident. theres a new one now! man master builder powers are awesome!!!

((mun had to work, busy day. now bricklinking parts for a spaceship:D))

anyways yeah. remember those duplo guys? his sister… the “meteors” recently? his sister. the reason operation fixer upper is taking so long?his sister knocked it off the shelf and he had to restart it. that may be why you were hearing the voices directly, in this world you are directly linked to cookooland.

anyways, you two are here for a romantic date! my crew made this place but the landowner needs to pay us before he gets it open, so i asked if we could use it for this! so, theres cake, candys, and music stuff inside there, you guys should just have fun! and please unikitty, if benny seems like he is about to explode just calm him down, he is a bit nervous…

And it’s ONLY you too, nobody else!

yeah, ESPECIALY not that gremlin guy.

How long is it going to take to fix cloud cuckoo land?

O_O I don’t even know. I just learned I’m nothing more than a child’s plaything.

no, its not like that unikitty, its like, his world has an influence over ours! trust me, ive seen the stuff that is in his world, bricksburg alone is like a million times bigger, even scaled down to our size, than the version he has. same thing WAS true with cookooland. the new oneactually looks as big as the old one so far, and its not done, so imagine how big your new home will be! remember, its more like a CONNECTION between the 2 worlds than "we are all toys". however we do turn into toys when we go into that world, sooo.. dont go down the infinity drop.

"come on benny, get out of the ship!" emmet yelled as benny built a wall around himself using computer moniters. "emmet, you said there would be more people there, its just us and those 2!" benny gestures at fyahstah and unikitty, waiting by the door since emmet had the only key.

"I WILL MAKE YOU…

Hiiiiiii!

Look who’s here you guys! Now unikitty, this isn’t a “Beach party” at all. Do you want to know what it really is? Me and Emmet are setting you and Benny up on a date!

O_o Huh?

Don’t even try escaping!

What do calendar dates have to do with Benny?

*facepalm* a ROMANTIC date!

Okay……..

Do you understand what I’m saying?

Yeah… *looks around* So where’s Emmet? He said he knows why I keep hearing a voice whisper to me.

*snaps finger loud* Ill tell you. He visited the man upstairs’ world, and it’s the boy upstairs who’s behind all this. He’s just yelling at his sister. Nothing to worry about.