[lumberjahn]

im hero!

23 years old

white

any pronouns

disabled queer woman

@faebunnyleap 🩷

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[lumberjahn]

straight up ignoring the language of the devil (instructions on the medicine label)

[hazelsmazecave]

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[evilvillain123456789]

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[atouchofsass]

you'd think "altoid" was an internet insult for people who like alternative music but it's a mint

[ozth]

christianity if pjackk died for our sins

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[lumberjahn]

fnaf 2 is what canonically happened to newman after seinfeld ended

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[angelicguy]

i asked my gf if we should watch something and she said we just watched something referencing a 2 minute youtube video of an old man demonstrating how to make popcorn on the stove

[dogpuppy]

[ewaneneollav]

“You laugh at me, but ive won” -The mastermind

[lumberjahn]

LUMBERJAHN IS COMING BACK