Latching Onto You

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

Can’t. As much as I’d like to,I work everyday but the weekend. Yeah? That’d be legit!

Go Saturday and Sunday.

#whoops sorry

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

Every week though! My son gets baptized next week at that :D.

#no im saving myself for the bae

Go twice a week. Oh really? I'll come.

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

I do. Sigh.

Go more often, you heathen.

#im a good girl no

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

And we cannnntttttt stahhhhp.

Go to church.

#no

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

Ya’ll ain’t got nothing on me.

Nasteh.

#no

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

They’re adorable. I’d get drunk with a sun bear. It looks like it could have a good time. I bet a sun bear would try and cop a feel. But it’d at least be cute about it. I bet they’re nice to cuddle. And they don’t throw shit like monkeys.

They probably bite.

#wtf is that?

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

It’s like someone tried to draw a bear

and failed

and brought it to life

it’s beautiful.

Ew.

#no

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

I was being sarcastic. Monkeys are adorable though. But Sun Bears are the cutest.

#I will cut ur face off and wear it as a mask

I have no idea what a Sun Bear is.

I really need to shave but,

You are.

Stooop.

#hullo

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

That’s adorable.

A monkey throwing its shit around is adorable?

#long hurr dun curr

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

That’d just be chaos. What would a monkey even do at a theme park?

#build a bridge and get over it

Throw feces at everything.

I really need to shave but,

But also my soft little kitten that I love dearly.

Hmph, I'm not little.

#u

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

Boring.

Give a monkey keys to a theme park.

#o rly

I really need to shave but,

Cute is for kittens,too.

I'm a man. I'm rugged and handsome.

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

Yes.

No.

I really need to shave but,

A cute riff raff.