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Text: Emmett---Tana

Tana: Haha. Okay. c:

Tana: He took it really well. He said he felt bad because it didn't happen like it should...with someone I love and all of that...but he still wants to be with me and he really likes me.

Emmett: We'll pretend you're my daughter. It'll be super believable ;P

Emmett: I agree with him. How did you find such a good one though? Keep him forever.

Text: Emmett---Tana

Tana: I could totally do that and I'd be thrilled.

Tana: I told him yes

Tana: ...and told him how I slept with Dustin.

Emmett: I'll come steal you. You're mine now.

Emmett: Yay!

Emmett: How'd he react to that?

Text: Emmett---Tana

Tana: Nothing. Everything is awkward and I'm thanking whatever god that may exist that I had my period last week.

Tana: Omg

Tana: by the way, quentin asked me out. c:

Emmett: Come move in with me. My bed is big enough for the both of us.

Emmett: It's law.

Emmett: omg what did you say

Text: Emmett---Tana

Tana: at least he's not your step brother

Tana: but yeah? that's awful. i'm sorry bby.

Emmett: True what's going on there?

Emmett: the only boys that are allowed to be straight are the ones you like the rest need to be gay for me

Text: Emmett---Tana

Emmett: I just met the cutest guy but he's straight I'm gonna barf

@heymontanajayde: @emmettstevens as always. -sassy girl emoji- are you coming over?

@emmettstevens: @heymontanajayde don't think you can out sass me -two sassy girl emojis- only if I can use your shower and washing machine

@heymontanajayde: @emmettstevens ew, em. -vomit emoji-

@emmettstevens: @heymontanajayde you're telling me. You home?

@emmettstevens: when you slip in a club bathroom and have no idea if you fell in booze piss or jizz #timetogohome

#Ncrpgstarters #/classy emmett

fla-zeda

WRONG # TEXT: EZEKIEL / EMMETT

Emmett: Im not Winston... but assuming you're cute, I can be anyone you want for an Australian accent

Ezekiel: I just choked on a crisp oh my god i'm sorry

Emmett: a crisp I'm sobbing. Please tell me you're hot... and a guy for that matter.

WRONG # TEXT: EZEKIEL / EMMETT

Ezekiel: Winston, mate... Canada is FREEZING.

Ezekiel: I'm too Australian for this. Tell my Mum I love her and that I died an ice cube. :/

Emmett: Im not Winston... but assuming you're cute, I can be anyone you want for an Australian accent

redasxruby:

But if it’s only 4 days into the new year, aren’t the clothes still from last year so technically they aren’t new.

I can’t be the only person to know that clothes hit stores a season early.

Text to Emmett.

Tana: I did that and now I just keep waking up and can't sleep.

Tana: we were talking about how bad our nights had been and I don't know. Somehow we ended up kissing and it went on from there. 😕

Emmett: I'm sorry, Tana...

Emmett: Damn. If you wanna come over here to be in like... a different place. You can.

lydiamariechang:

There hasn’t been enough time for there to be any clothes that are updated fashion wise for the new year. The trends aren’t even shifting over yet.

Fashion is always a season ahead.

elsaholdsgrudges:

Confidence.. I love it!

Just call me Demi Lovato

Text to Emmett.

Tana: no they broke up tonight

Tana: Emmett stop I'm actually crying over this

Tana: it like physically hurt and now I'm just really embarrassed.

Tana: we shouldn't have done it.

Emmett: Damn...

Emmett: Okay sorry. Sorry.

Emmett: Take some ibuprofen and a bath.

Emmett: Really though how did that even happen?

Text to Emmett.

Tana: I slept with Dustin...

Tana: Like...as in not literally slept...

Tana: I cannot believe this. I lost my virginity to my step-brother.

Emmett: Holy shit

Emmett: doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Emmett: forget everything I said about you being innocent

Emmett: Holy shit...

Emmett: who what where when why

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