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caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

pseudomasochist

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

$fractoluminescence blog's avatar$

fractoluminescence

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

duckbunny

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

macabro

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #adrian the eridian #yes yes yes

b0nkcreat

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

#jgfhnv

I am deeply in love with my friends

I just realised something, is there heroin on the Hail Mary?

#drugs mention #phm #project hail mary

starcrier

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

#every single temu and other dropshipping ad that's mocking someone for thinking it could be a scam #<- yes. that #pisses me off so much

My brain is telling me to do some very deep thinking, to come up with answers, but I don't know shit. My brain is telling me I know things that I don't know.

raccoonmilf

I will be dropping a newly discovered, never before seen raccoon behavior at Dashcon 2, btw

#raccoons #Dashcon 2

rumwik

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

needs-more-hugs

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

bisexual-engineer-girl

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Here's a joke my brother and I collaborated on.

Why did the magpie cross the road?

#inspiration: we saw a magpie running across the road

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

hedgehogofvictory

you know since the project hail mary movie established that tattoos are a part of eridian culture, and since grace brought the hard drives with all human knowledge downloaded, I think the eridians definitely built a tattoo gun and i think ryland grace should've been tatted up in the epilogue i think grace and rocky should have matching tattoos

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #rocky the eridian

dashcon-two

VirtualDash Schedule for 2026! 2.0

Hi everyone! If you saw a previous version of this post, please reblog this one instead! We forgot to add some information before, so this is your up-to-date VirtualDash post :)

We are so excited to share with y'all a *locked in* version of the schedule, beautifully visualized by our social media team on our instagram!

Don't have your VirtualDash ticket yet? Get it here!

A VirtualDash ticket gets you access to livestreams of all the IRL panel rooms, a Virtual-exclusive track of panel programming, the VODs of all these streams, lets you try out our all-new Virtual Ballpit, gets you a vote in the democratic execution, invites you into the attendee server for an immersive convention experience, and much more! Also, 10% of our Virtual ticket sales goes towards the Rainbow Railroad charity <3

↓ View all of our Virtual-exclusive programming below the cut ↓

#dashcon #dashcontwo #dashcon 2 #dashcon two #virtual dashcon 2 #virtualdash

sonoftheria

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

#project hail mary #phm #project hail mary fanart #ryland grace #laika the space dog #patron saint of one way trips

alexxuun

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

#project hail mary #phm #project hail mary fanart #ryland grace #rocky the eridian

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