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[emmg]

Masterpost

Emmrook -- Actively in progress fics.

Aftertaste: Sugar Daddy AU. Emmrich somehow ends up as an accidental sugar daddy to Rook, who, frankly, lives like a dumpster rat high on cocaine.

Specimen Fidelity: Ex Machina AU, with shades of Pygmalion and Galatea. Emmrich is a reclusive scientist chasing meaning in isolation; Rook is the uncanny, alluring result of that pursuit, not quite human, not quite machine. Somewhere in the quiet unraveling, the creator falls for what he’s made.

This House, This Ghost, This Girl: In a house untouched by ghosts, Emmrich Volkarin falls irrevocably in love with a girl who hides behind the wall.

Herbarium: Emmrich loves Rook. He loves her very, very much. He would pour her wine as dark as arterial blood, a quiet toast to her radiant desecration, to the strange alchemy of her being. And he would watch her, simply watch her, captivated as she consumes the world.

Sleep Inside the Cold of You: Lich Emmrich. Resurrection trope. Rook returns, again and again. He never minds the waiting; his patience is endless. But she never stays. Not like before. Not the way she once did.

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[emmg]

Wow this vacation sucks such tremendous ass that I’m actually writing my neglected Emmrook fics instead. Who knew this is what was going to force my sinful hands to manhandle the keyboard again lol

[emmg]

I can’t be the only one who gets drunk and starts orphaning fics because suddenly everything I’ve ever written sounds heinous and I develop the literary equivalent of post-nut clarity (im not doing it now but i’ve been there and the siren is calling lmfao)

[bovineblogger]

i met someone socializing their baby cow today and thought youd wanna see!! (his name is tumbleweed, theyre tryin to help him be comfy in new environments because right now one of the other places they normally use has a cow thats a bit too old for him to play with safely.)

special baby :]

awwwww baby tumble!! hihi!!!!!!

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[emmg]

Paging @caffeinatedmunchkin

[luna-azzurra]

Some writing advice I will never give up:

Your characters are allowed to be bad people. Your story is allowed to have no moral lesson.yyour ending is allowed to be sad. The villain can win. The good person can do something unforgivable. The lovers can destroy each other. You are allowed to write the thing that no one asked for and everything that everyone told you doesn’t work and you are allowed to not explain yourself.

It’s your story. Burn it down if you want to.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[heylittleriotact]

Vincent van Ghoul from the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo is Emmrich Volkarin's long-lost, benzo-popping, scotch-swilling, cigar-smoking, mean-drunk brother who got ex-communicated from the Mourn Watch for threatening to perform an autopsy on a living child who wouldn't stop running through the crypts and screaming at the top of their lungs.

I will not be commenting further at this time.

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[redstairs]

I saw this and had to save this image cause I definitely have a few readers like this.

[memeuplift]

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[valdevia]

I always complain about how badly represented the creatures of my local folklore are in art, and how little is publicly available. So I've decided to help with that!

As of right now, all the images in my folklore series are released under a CC-BY-SA 4.0 license! This means you can use these images for your projects, as long as it's credited and released under a similar license! These mostly include creatures from Asturias, but also some from beyond. All future instalments of this collection will be released under the same license, too! As of writing, they already snuck into some wikipedia articles on their respective matters ;)

[valdevia]

Also yeah for anyone wondering, tumblr set the "mature" tag on this automatically. Happens every time I post the image with the cuélebre (winged serpent) and I have NO clue how it's seeing that as suggestive in any way lmao. I appealed but for now it's tagged this way and I can't remove it!