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i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

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[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

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I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

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WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

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IT’S FINALLY BACK!! 

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@letmetasteyourhotbuns show your exchange students

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mario is an abusive fuck

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He must be stopped.

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LUIGI THROW THEM HANDS.

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‘It be ya own niggas sometimes’

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Don’t forget this

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I cant breathe [x]

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no

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[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

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[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

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this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

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[mediumsizedboy]

Is that sufjan stevens

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this way too sweet

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Lessons on lessons

[westafricanbaby]

I loveeee this!!!

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😊😆💞

[comradesaucegay]

predictions for 2018

we will still continue to wear skinny jeans

undeniable proof of alien life will present itself

the public’s reaction will be very underwhelming

trump will reveal himself as a flat earther

‘are gay men really oppressed?’ will be the hot new tumblr discourse

a republican senator will be accused of cannibalism and the GOP will defend him by drawing comparisons to jesus at the last supper

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Writing prompts

1.“ If only you knew how much I truly love you.“                                                 2. "Do you want to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend?"                                          3.” Spoon me,bitch!“                                                                                              4. "Are you okay?"                                                                                                  5. "Are you high?” “High on life!"                                                                            6. "Don’t lie to me."                                                                                                7. "We should me make out."                                                                                8. "Road trip!"                                                                                                          9. "Did we fuck last night?"                                                                                    10. "You’re a fucking queen!"                                                                              11. "I’m not gonna lie to you,but I’m drunk as shit."                                              12. "Can you come and get me?"                                                                          13."I’m pregnant."                                                                                                  14."I had a nightmare."                                                                                      15."I didn’t know what you liked, so I got it all."                                                    16."Don’t give me that face."                                                                                17."You can’t be mad at me,I’m too cute!"                                                          18."Did you just call me fat?"                                                                            19."I got cheated on,can you come over?"                                                           20."My bed has never hurt me, so why should I hurt it by leaving."                     21."Go away!"                                                                                                       22."Whose ass do I need to kick?"                                                                       23."You stood me up."                                                                                         24."Stop being a little bitch!"                                                                               25."Ihate you!” “ No you don’t.”

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[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

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