Transgender Werewolves

18+ please, If you find either of my sideblogs please don't mention them to anyone else. Please DM me first, I cannot make first contact DMs are open to anyone 🇵🇸 Freedom for Palestine 🇵🇸, Agender Transfeminine, She/It, as you would call a warship. 21 summers old, 0.00032 leagues tall, Gar Enjoyer, PFP by AresPossum, and my Header is my dog Thor. DNI people who pass off AI "art" as real art, transphobes, homophobes, giraffes, Zionists

[agenderwerewolfgirlfriend]

Donate to Please help me get off the streets for just a week, organized by Zythix Smith

My name is Zythix. I'm a queer, physically and mentally disabled homel… Zythix Smith needs your support for Please help me get off the stree

Help my friend off the streets

My friend Zythix is disabled, queer, and homeless who recently had to start living in a tent. They currently have no source of income and are unable to get into a shelter for the time being. Any help would be appreciated in getting them a safe place to live until they're able to get into a shelter.

[agenderwerewolfgirlfriend]

URGENT

Zythix's wisdom tooth is becoming infected and it needs medical care but cannot afford it. Please donate to help a queer homeless person stay healthy.

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Guy who's only ever seen a dog seeing his second thing:

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[boybeetles]

Baby want beer and strategy game and then when you ask me how it’s going I look up at you like this. I have lost 4 games in a row

[boybeetles]

Falling in love with the design more now that I noticed in a cutscene she talks via her mouth boobs

[boybeetles]

More I appreciate Kazuma Kaneko’s monster designs the more I think Capcom is going to hell for only using his devil trigger designs in one game

[boybeetles]

These are my personal favorites of his persona designs , thats excluding human characters he designed. Can’t decide on my favorite demon design from digital devil saga so far, I still have to finish the games.

[bitchautism]

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

[sailatina3]

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

[delugeofconsciousness]

I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

[angelfader]

does anyone in vancouver have a couch i can crash on

[angelfader]

urgent btw i have to be gone by the 22nd

[angelfader]

im scared and lonely and weird and a little too loud in a way that makes vancouverites uncomfortable because of my charming country bumpkin ontarian affect but im nice and pretty and i can do dishes sometimes...

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[alyanas-little-hideout]

Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[juunipupu]

Piper for @pinrelin (artfight attack)

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[agenderwerewolfgirlfriend]

Donate to Please help me get off the streets for just a week, organized by Zythix Smith

My name is Zythix. I'm a queer, physically and mentally disabled homel… Zythix Smith needs your support for Please help me get off the stree

Help my friend off the streets

My friend Zythix is disabled, queer, and homeless who recently had to start living in a tent. They currently have no source of income and are unable to get into a shelter for the time being. Any help would be appreciated in getting them a safe place to live until they're able to get into a shelter.

[agenderwerewolfgirlfriend]

URGENT

Zythix's wisdom tooth is becoming infected and it needs medical care but cannot afford it. Please donate to help a queer homeless person stay healthy.

[ayeforscotland]

Because of the uk food 'debate' i decided to make bangers n mash or as my mum liked to call it 'Cow Pie' because of how she presented it. Its basically sausages sticking out of the mash but it reminded us of Desperate Dan's cow pies so the name stuck. No idea when it started

Always wanted to give Cow Pie a try when reading the big annuals you'd get for Christmas. Do you roll with gravy?

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[notreblogs]

holy shit