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27 years old | Human, earth | Ace | Non-Binary | She/They | Christian ✝️

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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

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happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[nitramaraho]

none pizza with left beef can vote today

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rant rant

Dickhead dad in law won't even give us the details of my partners mums funeral I'm so pissed and has banned her siblings from attending because he's on some kind of a power trip 😑

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You can have a disabled child and live a happy life , while also mourning the life you know you could of had if they weren't disabled ... lord knows I have

[emmixoxs-blog]

Not Disney Store UK finally bringing out a load of merchandise of Lucifer from Cinderella ❤️❤️ just in time for my birthday next month

Hes such an under-appreciated disney cat 🐈

[thewitchoftheweed]

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[emmixoxs-blog]

💞💞 Thank you for existing! 💞💞 Send this to 10 people who you think deserve a sweet and kind message in their inbox!

awh thank you !!

[thetrippytrip]

We asked you not to catcall.

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[mistchievous]

Have you ever fainted?

Yep. Sure have.

Nope.

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

[zelamorre]

Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.

80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.

[watsonsdetective]

I’m crying laughing over this I had to share

[shiroikabocha]

Some adaptations take it further than others.

[baddywronglegs]

Doyle canon: “No seriously this man is Adonis reborn - yours earnestly, reliable narrator Dr John Watson”

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you think people used to willingly stare off into the distance before smartphones, my dad told me he had this psychology assignment when he was in college in the 80s which was basically

Go to a restaraunt by yourself and eat a meal without a newspaper or journal or anything else to keep you occupied and then write a report about it

Which tells me that this was a way for a professor to inflict psychological torture on their students and that people used to bring little things with them to keep them entertained. Shown by those old pictures of everyone in a trolley reading a newspaper with one hand.

Frankly I think that the human brain has been craving smart phone forever. Perhaps we use it too much at times but if this was 1985 we also wouldn’t be talking to people. We’d just be looking at newspaper or drawing stuff on notepad instead. And the old people would all be shaking their fists about how kids spend too much time looking at that damn TV because yes this discourse has been going on long before smart phone

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.