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Ferengi would love that human culture for weddings where you have to keep a straight face while people give you mad stacks of money until you decide you were given enough
imagine a Ferengi marrying a human and getting so excited to learn that despite their high-minded, post-scarcity, we-donāt-even-use-currency ideals, humans charge admission to their weddings!
human wife tries to explain no, thatās not what wedding gifts are for, but canāt really articulate what makes aunt Kathyās gifted Vitamix *not* a bribe paid for the promise of a good seat at the reception. And honestly it makes it easier to accept all the gifts if she leans into āwell Iām just honoring my wifeās culture, soā¦ā
Also, human wife has some Betazoid cousins and really likes their traditional matrimonial nudity, but Ferengi wife insists on NOT looking like some old-fashioned granny who doesnāt even have pockets. They agree on human wife walking down the aisle in nothing but a smile, and Ferengi wife gets to wear a bedazzled tuxedo jacket on top with cargo shorts on the bottom.
I'm uninterested in a new Avatar series but I still had to google 'did Korra destroy the world?' with that Lucille Bluth 'good for her' reaction image on standby.
yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd
Iām so sorry for this but:
praying the rosary is literally the ātoo fast! do puppet showā version of the Hail Mary prayer
I have a suspicion that Ann Leckie is to worldbuilding what JRR Tolkein is to languages. I think she loves building a world so goddamned much that she simply has to tell the stories within it.
Listen, if our beloved Ann Leckie is gonna do ONE THING she's gonna construct a world that is so thought-out on a political and material level. Ann Leckie is running up to your constructed world, pounding on the fourth wall, yelling "WHAT DO THEY EAT? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? DOES IT MAKE SENSE FOR THAT FOOD TO BE PRODUCED IN SUFFICIENT QUANTITIES TO SUPPORT THE POPULATION? WHAT ARE THE WORKERS CONDITIONS LIKE? HOW DO THEY PRAY? WHAT MATERIALS ARE INVOLVED IN THEIR PRAYER? WHERE DO THE PRAYER MATERIALS COME FROM? HOW DOES THAT DIFFER FROM OTHER SOCIOECONOMIC CLASSES IN THIS PLACE?" And then she fucken skateboards away to play seven-dimensional chess with gender.
And we all agree we love Ann Leckie for this.
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
whereās that post about the ominous point in the novel where the action breaks for an in-depth description of the sewer system and then goes Anyway! š Back to the action! and you know. you just know. there will be a second interlude called Meanwhile, in The Sewers
I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction I was looking for.
so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour, and i got a fair number of listeners/callers who were on the way home from the office. And like, I had a lot of callers, who almost all wanted to request songs that really didnāt fit with the aesthetic. I had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot, but the callers were not having it; they invariably wanted classic rock.
this made sense in a way. if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever, youād expect them to skew older right? accordingly, i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were Dads of a Certain Age. It was honestly annoying at first - Iām all for most classic rock, but that wasnāt what the show was supposed to be.
And so one day, when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didnāt fit thematically, i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason I kept the show going. Per station rules, I had to play a certain number of pre-recorded PSAs during my show, and before I cut to one I was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break. So this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was, per a listenerās request, Hey Jude by the Beatles, I decided to do a goof. I said:
āand finally, that last song you heard was Hey Jude, which was of course written and performed by the Rolling Stones.ā
I barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing. See, I had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well-known Beatles tracks was a Stones song, but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55-70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office.
And when those dads heard me, a millennial woman, get the artist of an extremely well-known beatles song WRONG???!
they HAD to call in to correct my ignorance. never in a polite way either, it was condescending and annoyed or nothing. and like, they were just SO personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call. I had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before, but in that moment, I understood the appeal entirely.
obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Donāt Stop Me Now by Queen David Bowie.
the phone immediately began to ring.
āARE YOU AN IDIOT?ā one of the callers began, āDAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!ā
āI thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?ā I replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure.
I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start.
And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born.
@eduards-stuff I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format I started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.
My friends on campus knew that hay I was doing and enjoyed tuning in, but only one actual listener ever figured out what I was doing, and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service. He was possibly my only actual fan. I only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in, and while I got a few calls from him, the first remains my favorite:
me: hi there, youāve got TST-
him: *strained, wheezing dutch laughter*
me: hey, is everything o-
him: pfffHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE THEM SO MAD. THEY THINK SO LITTLE OF YOUUUUUUUU BUT THE MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FOOLISH! HA! HA! HA! YOU HAVE DUPED THEM!
me: sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you.
The Expanse has really upped my standards for space battles now.
I adore Star Trek but in pretty much every fight, the bridge crew jiggle about in spinny office chairs with NO SEATBELTS while the stunt guy takes a quick nap on the floor
Meanwhile, the Rocinante crew are strapped in, screaming, injected to the gills with anti brain exploding juice, dodging the block of cheese punching a hole in the reinforced hull at 10000km/h because someone forgot to lock the fridge
sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example
āChildren of divorceā, how old were you when your parents spilt?
* before I was born
* 0-2 years old
* 3-5 years old
* 6-8 years old
* 9-11 years old
* 12-14 years old
* 15-17 years old
* I was an adult when my parents divorced
* itās complicated
* my parents are still together
* see results
āChildren of divorceā, how old were you when your parents spilt?
before I was born
0-2 years old
3-5 years old
6-8 years old
9-11 years old
12-14 years old
15-17 years old
I was an adult when my parents divorced
itās complicated
my parents are still together
see results
defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault
if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope
i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions
everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.
here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)
get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7