[unclefather]

[howlinghowie]

that is absolutely not where i thought this was going

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

[donvanvliets-deactivated2015051]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[emmy-bo-bemmy]

Hey yesterday was my birthday :-)

[emmy-bo-bemmy]

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

[freejimmer-blog]

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

[nochurchinthewildarchive-blog]

[nicksokay]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

which boob is the clitoris

[ruinedchildhood]

[moonemojii]

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

[monkeyrubster]

This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

[greelin]

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

[spookee-skeleton]

[cowboyism]

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY 

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

[surprisebitch]

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD