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sixpenceee

Sky changing colors over South Dakota. Source: StormLapse

thuggin

This that shit I’m talking about

heaven-by-the-sea

Past the point of no return The final threshold What warm unspoken secrets Will we learn beyond the point of no return?

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WWHERE IIIIIIIIIIIIIS SHEEE YOU MEAN CARLOTTA I MEAN MISS DAAE WHERE IIIIIIIIS SHEEE WELL HOW SHOULD WE KNOW I WANT AN ANSWERRR I TAKE IT THAT YOU SENT ME THIS NOTE WHAT’S ALL THIS NONSENSE OF COOOOURSE NOT DON’T LOOK AT US SHE’S NOT WITH YOU THEN OF COOOOUURSE NOT WE’RE IN THE DARK MONSIEUR DON’T ARGUE ISN’T THIS THE LETTER YOU WROTE AND WHAT IS IS THAT WE’RE MEANT TO HAVE WROTE…written

potoincorrectquotes

some of you may not recall the strange affair of the phantom of the opera, a mystery never fully explained, and it shows

smokeyloki

Phantom of the Opera AU

Phantom of the Opera AU where everything’s the same except, instead of the Phantom of the Opera Overture, the performance opens with “Look Away” from A Series of Unfortunate Events.

muumipekko

so where’s the musician who’s gonna sweep me off my feet and ask me to marry him when he first sees me

bemylova

my toxic trait : i hurt in silence and pray that someone loves me enough to notice i’m not being myself

stranger-than-u-dreamt-it

happy new year. have a “learn the alphabet” phantom of the opera meme.

violet-meadows

no-chill-at-all

wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

epaulettes

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.