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queenforthepeehole

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

timbllr

info-cultist

strangefriendperson-deactivated

me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-

mr sandman:

ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122

evilvillain123456789

Females will literally explode and combust and die. Meanwhile males will be dismembered and burn and die and suffer

spuuks-s

what happens to non-binarys?

redchrominance

you get the oysters

socialistexan

anarcho-gamerist

unclefather

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

bonechomper

Franklin??????????????

unclefather

The Turtle?

valtsv

kiraspringdale-deactivated20211

Scrolling down, I honestly thought the second line was going to be ‘a gay bar’ and I was so excited.

valtsv

i'm so fucking sorry you're right here you go

funnytwittertweets

wrenrouge

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao

wrenrouge

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

wrenrouge

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!

guts2002-deactivated20211208

boyc4t

fckmypssywtharakemom

angeldelatierra-deactivated2016

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

vergak

Sex line operator: You take off your pants? *sound of dice rolling* in your rush you catch your foot in the leg and trip yourself. You are prone on the floor. I cast Power Word Cum.