lando: "spa is oscar's favourite track so it's always enjoyable"
Meanwhile, his mum and granny must be like...

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lando: "spa is oscar's favourite track so it's always enjoyable"
Meanwhile, his mum and granny must be like...
I'm going through yearning hours | Oscar Piastri
ISTG I just saw him holding back a very tiny sneeze on Twitter and saying he cancelled it...why is he sneezing everywhere.
It's a bad luck in my culture. Kid! What are you doing!!
Found this vid on TikTok and the way he talks about Oscar changed sooo much in the past few years
Like look at him here being all hesitant. Now he wouldn’t hesitate twice before praising Oscar to the bone and also talk shit about him (lovingly)
Bro, you are not at the police station describing your lost teammate... 🤦♀️
F1 fans got too much time... to be toxic.
Analysing who clapped first, who wore the tee shirt, who was missing, who ran in jeans or on a bike....and wishing bad karma on whoever didn't fit their vision. 🙄
Get a life.
My insta FYP is trying to say something
IDK how, maybe beards make men look all same, because Saif Ali Khan doesn't look like Carlos at all in general. Or may be he does I never paid attention.
@tumblr
What the actual fuck!!
Delete your tweet.
Not acceptable, not appropriate and just not done.
Lando and Oscar for google
Oscar just doing everything he can to make his wife laugh
Making stupid mistakes and frustrating his beau, all to get some hands-on lessons.
Lando! Get on with the program already. What's all this "Oscah! Oscah!" gonna get you?
He just wanted frosting-smeared hands covered by your big paws.
DID YOU SEE THE MOON TONIGHT?
Saw this reel and couldn't stop thinking about the Landoscar version of it... and that little mix-up is exactly what the very first chapter of my very first fic is all about.
Catch it here on AO3.
49K likes, 341 comments - mintxsol on January 8, 2025: "Lando Norris checking out man🙈 #video #fypシ #fbreels #f1driver #fypage #formula1 #vi
And yes, here's the little intro post I made a while back to bring you up to speed.
Shit! Sorry, I really can't keep my corporate girlie persona out of anything.
Did You See The Moon Tonight?
Helloooo, Landoscar besties! 👋 I am writing my very first fic, and the first few chapters are done, so we're officially approaching release territory. My marketing manager brain refuses to switch off, so I keep going back and editing the heck out of these 'finished' chapters. 😭
What is it about?
An AU where Oscar Piastri is not an F1 driver but an Australian cricketer, while our Lando is the 2025 World Drivers' Champion.
It's a romcom. It's a slow burn. It's two losers in love who keep insisting they're just friends while making everyone around them question their brain cells.
How do they meet?
Global sponsors. Duh. At least five brands are currently jumping to cash in on this nonsense. One of those sponsor events puts them in the same room.
And one really tight jersey escalates things beyond control.
What can you expect? (ignore my little moons, rn, but the moon is going to be really important in this story. also, aestheticssss)
🌙 Yearning
🌙 Texting era supremacy or idiocy
🌙 Mutual pining so severe that McLaren and Cricket Australia should probably be on alert
🌙 Cute family appearances
🌙 A very adorable dog
🌙 The current F1 grid is being forced to witness Lando Norris losing his mind in real time
🌙 A little bit of Aussie cricket and IPL. Oscar has a job to do, other than falling in love
And yes, Carlos is in it as Lando's teammate.
No, it is not Carlando.
Instead, I decided Lando deserves to burn in jealousy for once. I am sorry to Carlos, he is a sweetie pie, but these two can't stop getting jealous because of him.
When is it coming?
Hopefully by the end of this month.
But before that, I'll be dropping a heart-fluttering excerpt here because I refuse to squeal over these two idiots alone.
Why am I writing this?
Because apparently saving cute Landoscar moments on Twitter, Insta and Pinterest wasn't enough.
Now I have to turn them into a 100k-word emotional support project.
Also, because I am jobless, this is keeping me sane.
See you all very soon. 👋🏼
I am tagging my favourites here, who I really love and adore: @igfirecrotch , @artist173, @userln1 , @isthisf1fan , @boredrxm , @beachwritesf1, @nanshan-237, @ssentimentals, @kaymar814, @oscatmeowstri, @pppuri , @softosc, @prokrastinartiya, @gwenie-creates , @nowtwopplaremadatme, @blue-eyes-incognito, @wanderingblindly, @f1-81, @nyoomfruits, @kilomikealphagolf @papaya-gremlins, @minusninelives, @eightyonefour, @23landoscar, @cx-boxbox @slugesh @goingxmissing @wdclando @passengerprincipessa @lellabellas @mctwinkdom @landoom, @vroomies-814 @f1incorrects @4ever-eighty-one
It's out!!!
Chapter 1 of Did You See The Moon Tonight? is finally out! 🌙
It's been served on AO3: read now
Go catch the vibes of Lando being shamelessly clumsy and starting something an Aussie Cricketer never thought a short trip to London would do.
As promised, it's all based on true incidents, so here's what inspired me:
Incident #1: When Lando shamelessly checked out a guy in 4K. Well, here he checks out an Australian cricketer.
Incident #2: When gravity failed Lando, but he was caught and bowled by someone.
Did You See The Moon Tonight?
TEASEERRRR!!!
The two-seater couch felt too small to contain Lando's increasing excitement over every game point he kept collecting. Oscar dejectedly fussed over his game controller for making him lose points.
"Don't think this is working as it should." He frantically pressed buttons, only to have no positive impact on his performance.
Lando didn't buy it at all. He immediately got offended by the implication that his wins so far weren't legit. He scooted closer and took Oscar's controller to inspect it himself.
He leaned way too far into Oscar's personal space while checking it over. Their fingers were brushing, and if you were the fly on the wall, you would know their breaths were getting hitched too. A moment later, he found absolutely nothing wrong with it. Confused, he looked up and noticed Oscar trying to subtly move away from him.
Lando immediately straightened up with the eyes of a very sorry puppy. "Sorry. Did I make you uneasy? I swear I didn't mean to."
Oscar's inner polite cat jumped into action.
"Oh no, no, no. It's not you."
He quickly pulled the hood of his hoodie over his head.
"Sorry. It's just... I haven't washed my hair, and it stinks. I can't really wash it properly. Can't raise my arms that high up. It hurts."
He started apologising immediately, then lowered his voice like a child admitting he hadn't done his homework.
Lando sat there looking at his cute neighbour with the heartiest eyes possible; don’t know if that’s even possible. Completely endeared.
Meanwhile, Oscar refused to make eye contact.
The game controller was long gone, dropped onto the carpet near his feet, while his fingers were awkwardly pulling the strings of his hoodie.
"Couldn't ask Jason yesterday. He couldn't stop by for more than a few minutes." He went on, explaining, almost rambling.
"Osc. Stop."
Lando cut him off before he could continue the apology speech.
"We're athletes. Athletes sweat. Sweat, baby. Ki-ki-ki, ra! You know?"
He attempted a dramatic imitation of Daniel Ricciardo, expecting Oscar to know his fellow Aussie’s antics. But the social media hermit Oscar sadly did not recognise the reference. He was, however, completely trapped by the sheer silliness of the delivery.
A laugh escaped him.
Lando was pleased with himself and his efforts to elicit a laugh from him. Apparently, that had become his life's purpose.
He fully turned towards Oscar on the couch, folding one leg beneath himself, making himself comfortable. "I get it. Side strains are no joke."
The gesture kind of eased Oscar too, not getting judged but finding someone who understood the pain and stress of severe sports injuries.
"And you're with exactly the right person at exactly the right time." Lando dramatically rather proudly, pointed at himself.
"I am basically a master of refreshing stinky hair. Years of fighting champagne-soaked hair."
Lando jumped to his feet.
"Get up. You are the first and maybe the last customer of Lando Norris Hair Spa."
He bowed low, head inclined and an arm folded across his stomach, as though greeting royalty. Half grinning, yet fully committed to his role as a humble salon expert, he held out his hand for Oscar to take.
Oscar smiled broadly. Most of the insecurity about his allegedly terrible hair had already evaporated.
He placed his princess-like delicate hand into Lando's big, assuring paw. Lando pulled him up effortlessly.
He'd noticed Oscar fighting through the ache every time he had to get up from a couch, a car seat, a dining chair, or any position that involved resting for too long. Also, that Oscar would quietly wince or groan in his pain, but would never ask for any assistance.
The kitchen sink was the biggest one in the apartment, so naturally it became the 'salon'.
Lando dragged over a dining chair, draped a towel over the backrest, and stepped aside with an unnecessarily grand gesture.
"Your station, sir."
Oscar laughed.
"Wow. That's some arrangement."
"Told ya. I'm an expert."
Far too pleased with himself, Lando helped him settle into the chair and guided his head towards the sink. He didn’t even think about how casually he touched him. One hand settled briefly on Oscar's shoulder. The other slipped behind his head to support his neck while he adjusted his position.
Lando was completely focused on his role as a haircare professional. Oscar, unfortunately, was aware of every single touch. Every gentle touch seemed to travel down his spine.
The moment he leaned back and instinctively closed his eyes, he regretted agreeing to this.
Not because it wasn't nice.
That was exactly the concern.
Lando grinned when he noticed Oscar relax beneath his hands. What he didn't notice was how Oscar was gripping both sides of the chair's seat like his life depended on it. Or that he'd rolled both lips inward, desperately holding on to any sound that might accidentally escape.
Whatever was happening to him right now was staying locked inside. Otherwise, he was determined to be swallowed by the chair on the spot.
"Sir, I hope the water temperature is alright." Lando continued roleplaying.
Oscar only managed a small hum of approval. His lips remained firmly shut. Agreeing to this had been a mistake. Maybe a very pleasant mistake.
What Oscar hadn't realised yet was that his brain had somehow forgotten how to say no to Lando Norris. Whatever Lando suggested, he followed. This otherwise very opinionated and stubborn Aussie never had any questions for Lando. No further processing needed. As if some invisible switch flipped every time Lando spoke.
Meanwhile, Lando's fingers were already working shampoo through his hair. Entirely too committed, Lando carefully massaged Oscar's scalp, since he was aiming for five stars or nothing. His fingers moved confidently through Oscar's soft hair, applying pressure exactly where it felt right while still being surprisingly gentle. He was pretty adamant about ensuring all the nerves in the head were massaged and all the stress points relieved. His fingers didn't shy away from reaching the sensitive areas, whether it was behind his neck or his earlobes. He tried to see Oscar’s face to gauge if he was feeling okay. But there was nothing but tightly shut eyes with a poker face.
“You are gonna sleep like a baby tonight.” He tried to kill the awkward silence that was now creeping in. Oscar still hadn’t given him anything. Way too scared of nothing but Lando’s fingers releasing pressure from all the points on his earlobes.
"Do you reckon I’ll become a haircare specialist after retirement?"
Lando tried to joke, probing him again.
Oscar's brain immediately scolded, “Stop being rude, dude. Open your eyes, say something. He won't bite. This looks way more suspicious.”
A lesson learnt, your brain isn't always right.
Oscar opened his eyes with a smile, mostly to assure Lando that he was not a snobby customer.
Immediate eye contact.
But this time it was Lando who malfunctioned.
The sudden soft smile from Oscar distracted him just enough for a bit of soapy water to slip down Oscar's forehead and straight into his left eye.
Lando gasped in horror. Oscar winced and immediately squeezed his eye shut.
"Oh my God. Are you okay?" Lando leaned over him instantly, looming over his eye, trying to inspect the damage.
"Would you mind turning around? We can rinse your eyes first. I'm so sorry. Let me see."
The panic in his rambling only made things worse. Oscar opened his other eye for a second.
That turned out to be another mistake. Lando's concerned face was suddenly far too close for his little heart.
He shut that eye as fast as humanly possible.
But not faster than Lando, who had already grabbed a fresh towel, soaked one corner under the tap, and was hovering it over his burning left eye, desperately trying to fix the damage he'd caused.
Oscar's brain completely short-circuited.
No further thinking was possible at that moment; he reached up and grabbed Lando by the wrist to take the towel.
It took him a second to realise where his hand was when he felt the hesitation under his grip.
Tiny one. But a little fumbling, or maybe trembling, was surely there.
Meanwhile, in the same second, Lando froze. The salon expert persona suddenly was no longer to be found.
His words faltered. "Hmm... oh... uh..."
He attempted to straighten up, but couldn't quite manage it while Oscar’s hold was still pretty strong before he gently let go.
"Sorry."
For once in his life, Lando Norris was struggling to find words.
Then he defaulted to humour.
"Well... there goes my retirement plan of opening a hair spa."
He looked genuinely mournful with a sad pout.
"Can I at least get three stars for care and damage control?"
Oscar laughed at the theatrics.
Inspiration: The Beyblade Championship and maybe or may not be Kinn and Porsche 😉
Tagging you all, lovelies, once again; don't know if a reblog would let you know:
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Chapter 1 of Did You See The Moon Tonight? is finally out! 🌙
Remember this long ahh teaser?
Well, I am ready to serve you the very first chapter.
You can find it here on AO3: read now
…and since this fic is based on real-life incidents, you can catch the vibes from these two pieces of evidence:
Evidence #1: When Lando checked out a guy and forgot there were cameras
Evidence #2: When gravity failed Lando, but he was caught safely in someone's arms
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Every time Julian brings this kid, Miles on his chats, I can't stop myself from comparing how much Miles looks like baby Lando.
...and don't make it anything beyond what this cute video is about. Miles just adorably wants to marry his BFF Jack. 🥹🫶
BRO 💀
Alright, am I the only one who read his surprise as, "ladies, why plural?"
Am I too stupid who is not seeing his reaction as "Ladies? Why only ladies?"....
AD-21, the way people remembered you today...
FIA rules!
dork realizes he can’t see the brim of his own hat despite best efforts | post-silverstone quali 2026
Just wondering if he is the only one who got this special cap. Because, Osc is still wearing his usual orange one.
lando with one of the young karting champions who handed out the plaques to the top three finishers 🤏
post sprint race | f1 silvo gp (04.07.26)
Sardar cutie with Cutie himself, love how both instantly connected like they are friends. 🥹
Lando was absolutely sweet to the boy. 🥰🤗
Have always been in awe of how brilliantly creative Lando's brain works when it comes to any art and craft SoMe activity they are asked to do.
Like when he painted shoes or Tee-shirts with Daniel Ricciardo or anything recent with Oscar. He really has such fresh perspectives on things and comes up with something unique.
And now, this damn Gemini is making him lose his whimsy and making him even ask stupid things like what is the best angle to shoot the damn car!
Are you for real?
He loves camera and photography, let him cook. He doesn't have to rely on your fkall AI to decorate a cake.
Don't get me started on producing a video with the help of AI.
It's an insult to McLaren's brilliant camera crew and SoMe team. They bloody created a cinematic video based on the vague directions from Landoscar.
Fuck off, Google Gemini!!
And McLaren, you too!
What are you SPARKING NEXT...taking away the whimsy out of my driver!!
Yes, I am trying to forget that this Silverstone is even happening, it's Lewis or maybe George's home race only. 🙄
*BTW, SoMe (pronounced as somi) is an abbreviation for Social Media. In case, anyone is wondering.
compelling dynamic
He can't keep his arm off of the couch/chair's back..
Has to have it behind Osc. 🧐