Okay bitch call your lawyer

24 || they/them || ace attorney side blog for @fantasy-costco

[hats0ng]

let's do it, baby! i know the law

[exaltedfuzz]

I Prefer Girls

[uncannyumbreon]

klavier tries texting apollo and sends "fg" at the end of his message (as in german internet slang fg, meaning cheeky grin, kind of like a word version of ;) or smth) and apollos like "? fag" "are you calling me a fag?" and klavier starts shaking snd crying like "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

[tfwlawyers]

in honor of all the times I still get 99+ notifs in like an hour

[emo-edgeworth]

We're doing a lot of wedding planning stuff and part of that is figuring out what we're going to wear obviously. And I keep referring to the idea of wearing a suit with a vest but no jacket as "the Apollo Justice Special" and it seems to be causing my fiancée physical pain every time I do it

[foone]

my job? I make clocks and watches, which are very impact sensitive. You drop them more than a foot and BAM. they stop, instantly, and then they lock to never move again.

You'd think few people would want this sort of thing, but I sell many many of them to detective stories. They love my instant-breaking clocks

[arjache]

[foone]

Yeah this post was always about Phoenix Wright you figured it out

[trufflesmushroom]

How?

(Follow me on Patreon!!)

[perrigoaway]

I feel like this comic speaks for itself actually, she should get to throttle him once as a treat

[hxllo-hui]

Lawyer art is back! I missed drawing them

[hychlorions]

i really like tumblr polls because

i

love

pressing

those

big

ol'

buttons

whoops not that one! that's the big red button that's going to blow up my penis

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[hychlorions]

ACH NO I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THAT AAAAAAUGHHGHGUG MY PENIS

[pinkturnabout]

“ah miles… looks like the cat’s out of the bag huh?”

[day 6: confession]

[knightsickness]

absolute funniest thing that capcom ever did was establish an intimidating and antagonistic rival at the top of his field in the first ace attorney and then in the sequel reveal that he’s actually the soft bitch of the family and his extremely powerful little sister is coming to beat the shit out of you

[bllmak]

day 2: flowers

[zolfiik]

narumitsu week day 6: confession ❤️💙

[periwinkla]

narumitsu sketch.... ♡ Can you tell what my favourite detail to add was....?

[periwinkla]

Hint: it's very silly and kind of obscured by the same kinda thing (I'm barely understandable I'm very aware of that fact)

[demondirt]

is it the hand in phoenix’s hair? because that’s making me insane lmao

[periwinkla]

It's not hands, although that's a good guess! It's thematically similar... in a manner of speaking.

[periwinkla]

@academicgangster YES!

Thank you. You could understand my silliness I'm so happy.

By the by this was an interesting experiment. It's one thing to read about psychology studies in regards to art... but to actually see how everyone focused on something or other was quite fascinating. Everyone said various things and I was very happy when people noticed the other various details! <3 Thank you.

[isopodde]

TOM NOOK IS HERE TO COOK YOUR BOOKS

[xurkitree]

[perrigoaway]

hey are your asks still open? if so can you draw apollo and miles first meeting? thank you <3

I think this interaction would keep Apollo up at night LOL, lawyers who wear red 👍