The Book I Won’t Write

Purnella || 21, a mess, and desperately needing to put pen to paper… or hands to keyboard? AKA I’ve been informed that everyone has to start somewhere

[bookiwontwrite]

if you ever wanted to read a slightly angsty but very sweet pynch first kiss, then ‘a pity she does not exist’ is for you!

[as-asya-talks]

I find it extremely cute how Gansey continues to care for Ronan like this

[bookiwontwrite]

“cleanse the soul of this young woman before me, and give her some common sense” is a CRAZY thing to have said to you first thing in the morning. No wonder Blue Sargent is so feisty

[bookiwontwrite]

She has never read TRC and I fear I may be slightly misrepresenting it to her…

[i-am-a-fish]

summer arc. I've begun my summer arc

[seeraphina]

can i say something 🙋‍♀️ gn orla is cute but this is such a leap from how she is originally introduced it makes me sad

[seeraphina]

did my own lil rendition 🫡

[boosboooks]

i know we all clown ronan and adam for being sexually insane and yearners about each other, but man we do not give gansey enough shit. what do you mean you wanted to eat the fruit from the bottom of blue's yogurt cup because it would mean you could put your mouth on the spoon blue's mouth and blue's spit had been on. and you could imagine it was like close to kissing her. what do you MEAN. fucking FREAK.

[floweversforever]

honestly adam parrish is the teenager ever. like bro is 17/18, bisexual, hates his family, wasn't alone but was always lonesome, has a weird relationship with intimacy, has 3 jobs that he dislikes but also loves, is in three situationships, is afraid of being known but couldn't stand to lose his friends, yearns and feels bad about it, is bitterly sarcastic if not completely cynical, forms bonds with random adult figures, has far too many skeletons in his closet, stays up late doing homework, created a random side hustle that did far too well, knows people have a crush on him but ignores it for convenience, would rather give over his soul to an ancient forest than talk about his feelings to anyone, and on top of all of that, is just trying his best to pass AP physics. no one has ever topped this level of 'something for everyone' in a character.

[walkerrenee]

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

[jeremyalanmoreau]

adam parrish, army of one, referring to ronan lynch as his second self

[bookiwontwrite]

You can now read my pynch one-shot, a pity she does not exist, wherever you get your ethically sourced fanfics (ao3). 

word count: 2,292

snippet:   Adam twisted around in his seat to face the cluster of boys at Tad’s desk. They were still deep in conversation, no longer interested in Adam’s girl. He went to face forward, and caught Ronan in his peripheral.

Ronan was looking right back at him. Adam ‘s focus went back to the board at the front of the room, and then quickly glanced to Ronan. He wasn’t sure what outcome he was hoping for.

Ronan was looking right back at him.

“Enjoying the view, Lynch?” Adam asked, with renewed confidence. “Something like that,” Ronan responded. 

or: the one where Adam has a fake girlfriend

Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adam and Blue don’t date in this one - sorry, we keep it vague around here fr, authors first time posting something like this, Kissing, Making Out, making out in the bmw, First Kiss, Author does not know what to tag this as, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Canon Gay Relationship, Ronan Lynch Loves Adam Parrish's Hands, Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish-centric, Ronan loves Adam’s work clothes 

[bookiwontwrite]

hey friends! i’m still alive. i will write soon. in the meantime: revisit this fic!

[bookiwontwrite]

nobody in this coffee shop knows i’m writing fanfic…

(my best friend and beta reader is literally the only other person sitting in here. i lied. i’m so sorry chat)

[frownyalfred]

you're withholding giving kudos on a fic until it's fully completed because you're terrified it might update and include something "problematic" that your "friends" will find using a kudos tracker. I'm withholding kudos on a fic because I thought I gave it already 13 chapters ago. we are not the same.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[dermottlailas]

he’s about to perform the world’s most miserable disco

[shetheyslain]

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

[disgustinggf]