24, married, cali girl

student/CS major, i mostly just shitpost

[emofricker]

copay for therapy is $30 but a decent bottle of wine is $10

[emofricker]

every day we stray farther from god and closer to a real life south park episode

[godshipsit]

me in 50 years thinking of the spn series finale

[emofricker]

when you find out neopets is owned by china now ////:

[emofricker]

with the whole onion samonella outbreak thing going on I want to take this opportunity to say that shallots taste superior and if you need to use onion in something, maybe just pay a lil extra to use shallot instead and see how that works out for ya

[joshpeck]

justice for the strawberry emoji 🍓

[emofricker]

dancing with tears in my eyes x ke$ha is the og crying in the club song

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[transfemininomenon]

time for the little guys to have a snack

🧀🐀

[lakemojave]

🍎🐛

[transfemininomenon]

🌼🐝

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[contac]

[emofricker]

remember when ur mom took u n ur friend to the midnight showing of a harry potter movie and life was a simpler time

[funnytwittertweets]

[emofricker]

i actually only learned recently that the U.S. Space Force is indeed a real organization and not just a meme and netflix show

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fancy people always talk about which wine goes good with what food, but as an amateur wine connoisseur myself I wanna know which cheap wines go good with foods like chicken nuggets and pizza and noodles and such

[emofricker]

I just bought myself car insurance and I'm literally so exhausted, think i'm gonna take it easy the rest of the day

[emofricker]

I'm almost out of my antidepressants but its labor day weekend and I can't get any more so I made an Executive Decision to only take half of my dose each day this weekend in an attempt to conserve my medicine and avoid a withdrawal anyways can you guys believe how hard it can be to get a fucking new doctor in a new area to prescribe you medicine that you've been taking regularly for over a year