advanced bullshit

29|icelandic|he/him hi im dees and sometimes your arms are simply too short to box with god

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dragongirlknot]

this is one of those videos I decided to download and save so I can find it again in case this post ever disappears

[sistersorrow]

Fanmade Witch Hat Atelier spells come in two flavours

Magic air fryer

This is why magic is a trade secret

A Kugelblitz is type of black hole formed by concetrating a sufficiently high concentration of light, heat, or radiation into a given space to form an event horizon

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[knights-of-the-glittery-table]

Jack O'Connell in The North Water (2021)

[gsirvitor]

[handsomeamoeba]

Guess what time it is? That's right! It's time to beg for help because I have zero income! Haha yay!

Paypal: [email protected] Venmo: @ Jack-AW-Beckwith Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/doilyspider

[automatonwithautonomy]

the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun

[handsomeamoeba]

Okay the situation is somewhat urgent atm. Still unemployed, but I've got a video call interview coming up on Tuesday. My contact at the temp agency wants to call me on Monday to talk about prep, but I need to pay my phone bill or he's not going to be able to.

Paypal: [email protected] Venmo: @ Jack-AW-Beckwith Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/doilyspider

$0/$150

[willowmilk]

me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush

[eggzaki]

i wanna brush you like an enamel

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[quiggsy]

Chest

(E) Interact

[deerlike-dyke]

"homestuck taught me lessons on how to deal with fandom" is maybe one of the most colossal euphemisms i have ever read in my entire life, it's like pointing to chernobyl and saying it gave you a very valuable lesson on the importance of workplace safety

[markscherz]

This may sound stupid but. How do you even begin to look for new tiny frogs???