Wow, scrap metal. You shouldn't have.

R.I.P. hobo spider. Following those pomegranate seeds all the way to the vampire lair nom nom nom.

[guerrillatech]

[itsfortheplants]

guys. I think we go too easy on edward cullen.

[midnight-sunnydale]

When does Edward Cullen Accountability Week start??? Because I am READY

[edwardskhakipants]

The problem is that I love everything that's wrong with him. Edward Cullen Accountability Week and Edward Cullen Appreciation Week are the same week.

[midnight-sunnydale]

This is absolutely true

[edwardskhakipants]

I mean I'll obviously start ... My favorite things that are wrong with Edward Cullen:

1. He's got no rizz for the entirety of Twilight. Cannot believe that Bella still likes him after All That.

2. Finds out the girl he's crushing on likes him back and his first thought is to send her to a mental hospital

3. Stalks a girl and confesses to stalking her (this charms her????)

4. Blinded by love, he makes zero good decisions in New Moon. Complete buffoonery.

5. Tortures himself and is shocked to discover that hurting himself hurts those who care about him. (this seems deeply unfair but okay...)

6. Threatens marriage at every inconvenience.

7. Does not want to fuck in honor of The Lord.

[midnight-sunnydale]

This is it, THE definitive list of all the reasons why I love Edward Cullen. Everything he's ever done wrong is also everything he's ever done right. Thank you for the delightful summary.

Also @edwardsvirtue what are you doing hiding gold in the tags??????

[aeonwynter-offical]

Day 18

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[geosabor]

[virtuallyinsane]

[emoglowstick]

"The meadow was small, perfectly round, and filled with wildflowers — violet, yellow, and soft white"

[fuckmeyer]

tbh, New Moon ending with "Edward came back, and i snapped out of my crippling depression :)" feels scarier than actually healing from your severe mental illness. how terrifying would it be to spend six months slogging through hell, then suddenly waking up in your fairytale wonderland like nothing happened? i'd be clawing at the walls waiting for the other shoe to drop. idk how you can look at the love of your life & not wonder whether he was real, or a memory, or a delusion. are you dead? dying? asleep? crazy? if so, to what extent? when he goes hunting, can you be sure he was real? when he follows you to class, does he feel like a ghost? when you dream, do you dream of the real Edward? the past Edward? or the hallucination? where did the pain that reminded you you were alive go? why do you suddenly have an appetite after wasting away to skin and bones? even Bella "I'm good with weird" Swan has her limits, and tbh "my soulmate, who weaponized my worst insecurities & sent me into a psychosis-level depression, is finally back and i am Cured" seems like a mind-breaking denial of reality. her whole life changed overnight in the best way - and she's telling us she has no scars from the dark? hmm

[lifeonmarsblog]

[clowsvillesuckz]

my favourite part of new moon is when edward is bagging on romeo for being dumb as shit and then is like “ohhh but actually i’m lowkey rlly jealous of him” and bella just naturally assumes he means bcs romeo is in love with the beautiful juliett and edward’s like “what? ew no i just wish i could kill myself”

[clowsvillesuckz]

my favourite part of new moon is when edward is bagging on romeo for being dumb as shit and then is like “ohhh but actually i’m lowkey rlly jealous of him” and bella just naturally assumes he means bcs romeo is in love with the beautiful juliett and edward’s like “what? ew no i just wish i could kill myself”

[yeehaw-vampire]

[serial222killer]

[emoglowstick]

Watching the Wizard of Oz and remembering how my five year old heart loved the Scarecrow and I need to know the Wizard of Oz vs Twilight Team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Jacob; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Tinman

Team Jacob; Team Tinman

Team Cowardly Lion (you gotta stand all on your own buddy)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2024

[emoglowstick]

This is what we're going for? Is this a poor little meow meow (literal)? 6 hours left for everyone to get their shit together here.

[emoglowstick]

Okay motherfuckers. It's a tie and I cannot rest... what the fuck here we fucking go

Round 2 to break the tie, with new pairings due to popular demand?? ...Twilight vs Wizard of Oz team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Cowardly Lion

Team Jacob; Team Cowardly Lion

Just the Cowardly Lion did you not hear is the first time?

Voting ended onDec 7, 2024

[emoglowstick]

Guys. Seriously. There is still time to correct the course of this poll....

What they'd say in bed:

Edward: hold on tight, spider monkey 😏

Scarecrow: it's my turn to stuff you 🥵

Cowardly Lion:

[twilitty]

I unapologetically love Bella Swan. The entire first book is just her driving to school and doing laundry and homework and thinking and cooking and thinking again. She is such a teenager. She reads Jane Austen and hates the cold and convinced herself there was a family of vampires living in town.

[emoglowstick]

Watching the Wizard of Oz and remembering how my five year old heart loved the Scarecrow and I need to know the Wizard of Oz vs Twilight Team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Jacob; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Tinman

Team Jacob; Team Tinman

Team Cowardly Lion (you gotta stand all on your own buddy)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2024

[emoglowstick]

This is what we're going for? Is this a poor little meow meow (literal)? 6 hours left for everyone to get their shit together here.

[emoglowstick]

Okay motherfuckers. It's a tie and I cannot rest... what the fuck here we fucking go

Round 2 to break the tie, with new pairings due to popular demand?? ...Twilight vs Wizard of Oz team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Cowardly Lion

Team Jacob; Team Cowardly Lion

Just the Cowardly Lion did you not hear is the first time?

Voting ended onDec 7, 2024

[emoglowstick]

Watching the Wizard of Oz and remembering how my five year old heart loved the Scarecrow and I need to know the Wizard of Oz vs Twilight Team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Jacob; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Tinman

Team Jacob; Team Tinman

Team Cowardly Lion (you gotta stand all on your own buddy)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2024

[emoglowstick]

This is what we're going for? Is this a poor little meow meow (literal)? 6 hours left for everyone to get their shit together here.

[emoglowstick]

Watching the Wizard of Oz and remembering how my five year old heart loved the Scarecrow and I need to know the Wizard of Oz vs Twilight Team alignment

Team Edward; Team Scarecrow

Team Jacob; Team Scarecrow

Team Edward; Team Tinman

Team Jacob; Team Tinman

Team Cowardly Lion (you gotta stand all on your own buddy)

Voting ended onNov 30, 2024

[gwen-daria-deactivated20250720]

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. by Chris Weitz