Emoji Rating Collection

I got tired of not being able to find a bunch of emoji rating posts all at once so I made a blog for it I hope u guys like it.

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.

[juniepops]

Frog Emoji Review

8/10 - A well-executed frog. His realistic details are appealing without clashing with his cartoonish qualities. Apple’s style of shading leaves something to be desired.

3/10 - This frog cannot be trusted. His wide grin and glaring eyes make him look unhinged. His bright red tongue clashes with his muddy skin and his human teeth are awful to consider. He earns a point for the outline, however.

9/10 - A very cute frog! His colors work nicely together. The thick black outline is sure to make him stand out. Microsoft tends to make their emojis geometric, and that makes this frog look slightly robotic, but not enough to detract from his appeal.

5/10 - Samsung takes the same approach as Google, to only moderately more success. The eye shine and lack of teeth make this frog much more friendly than Google’s, but the lemon lime skin looks bad, and the smaller eyes seem off in some way.

4/10 - This frog is trying his best – just look at that kind smile! – but the unusual shading around his edge and the lighter patch in the middle of his face just look strange.

9/10 - You can tell from his smile that this frog has never had a bad day in his life. His flat colors are far more appealing than the bad shading of some other frogs, and the border matching his smile is a good touch. The only thing keeping him from being flawless is his large soulless pitch black eyes.

10/10 - The frog factor is off the charts on this frog. He looks both realistic and cartoony, and pulls it off better than Apple. His horizontal pupils are a risk that pays off fully and his blep is like a cherry on top of this perfect frog.

7/10 - This frog shares many high points with Facebook’s, but the brighter green isn’t a good look. He shines in weird places and he’s clearly up to something. He earns a point for looking like that angry Kermit face.

6/10 - Oh dear. Twitter fell into the same pit as Google and made their frog’s eyes too large and too round, making him look shell-shocked. Barring that, though, his colors and shape work well and make him a perfectly passable frog.

8/10 - The bright green is this frog’s biggest downfall, but his shape is appealing. His perfectly black eyes are smaller than HTC’s and look better for it. This is a frog you can trust.

7/10 - EmojiOne’s frog looks like if Messenger’s frog realized you were looking at him and tried to pretend he wasn’t doing anything suspicious. His colors and proportions look nice, but his eyes are looking in opposite directions and his smile is aggressive and uncomfortable.

4/10 - The blush stickers on this frog feel like a lazy attempt to make an otherwise mediocre frog more appealing. The mouth having its own outline is also a weird choice, and the pie chart eyes fail to have the same effect as proper shading or coloring. This is definitely a frog, and that’s all that can be said about it.

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

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[crow-caller]

honeybee emojis, rated

Well folks, we’re off to a good start. Not only is that a goddamn bee, she’s round, she’s fluffy, and I would shake her beautiful segmented legs to thank her for her hard work 10/10

hey google? I know you’re a massive database of all the information in the world, so why the fuck did you make such an ugly, souless, not-bee beast. what’s it looking at? just kidding, it’s looking at me, it knows my entire life story and everything I do online and I hope it phishes enough information from me to know how disappointed I am 0/10

you know what? the dark outline looks good for once, 9/10, would buy as a worn patch for a jean jacket

ooooh dear. I thought we had hit peak bad with the second one, but I see now we are only at the base of the mountain. why does she have two legs and two arms? Why does she have a… nose? and a hat? she looks at me with more soul than google, but the presence of a soul does not promise kindness 0/10

you know what? that’s a bee. 10/10 it’s a bee

so, this bee is FAT, which I can get behind. less so? the bunny ears and sunflower seed wings. 4/10

I take what I can get 10/10 it’s like a bee

holy MOLY now THAT’S a BEE! 12/10

hey what the fuck

im not over the last one

these guys are fine, 10/10, 9/10, 3/10

[dentondeathmetal]

leopard emoji rating

APPLE: generally pretty good. very realistic leopard. kinda sorta has the shading problem that apple has a lot but on the whole a good boy. 4/5

GOOGLE: LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!! A FRIEND!!!!!! very cute and cartoony and he has stolen my heart. 6/5

MICROSOFT: blocky and weird like all microsoft emojis. the tail looks like it’s curving out between his legs and it looks like a dingdong. also because the spots match the outline it looks like this leopard is made of swiss cheese. 0/5

SAMSUNG: he is really tall. i don’t think leopards have necks that long but i am not an expert. weird pointy ears and seems to be wearing white socks? kinda cute tho. reminds me of the cheetahs at the beginning of the lion king based on how he stands. 2/5

LG: also took a more realistic approach but his ear looks like it is just a hole in his head. also the spots are the wrong color. 2/5 trying his best

HTC: like a cave drawing, but i kind of appreciate that. i think this risk paid off. his spots look like little pac mans tho. 3/5

FACEBOOK: i don’t like his soulless eyes. 1/5

MESSENGER: he looks a little dopey. also has no neck? 2/5 

TWITTER: this leopard has spinal injuries. i hope he’s ok. 3/5 for pity

MOZILLA: a really cute leopard! a little darker but he is handsome and sweet! a friend! 5/5

EMOJI ONE: no. destroy it. 0/5

EMOJIDEX: is this leopard ok he also has a neck injury. 2/5

[partiallystar]

rainbow emojis - rated

10/10. gay.

10/10… gay

10/10 gay!!!

10/10! gay

10/10. gay. 

10/10 Gay

10/10- gay

10/10, Gay

10/10!!! gay!

10/10! gay!

10/10, gay

11/10 Gay But Pastel

[pastelharmonies]

emoji review: dragon emoji

he is very very powerful. a little bit intimidating. he wants to protect the things he cares about. 10/10

he’s trying to seem scary, but really he’s just a big sweetie pie!!! he’s scared of a lot of things and tries to act extra-tough. 10/10

i’m not a fan of the outline but it’s not bad! he’s very big and strong, but he’s a little bit of a scaredy-cat. he needs a lot of love. 10/10

this one is very young and inexperienced, but he wants to be strong like all the other dragons!!! he’s still a kid, so his proportions are a little bit weird. he has a bouncy-ball that he likes to pretend is a fireball! 10/10

this one is old and wise. he talks like an anime villain and tries too hard, but he’s actually just a big nerd. 10/10

no one knows very much about this dragon; they are very very mysterious. what we do know is that instead of capturing princesses or anything like that, they protect the kingdom from enemies! 10/10

very very old and very very powerful. he’s like a dragon wizard. has a very large hoard! i would not trust him with my gold. 10/10

she is clumsy but also very friendly!! she is a very bad flyer but she tries her best. please please be nice to her!!! 10/10

a bit of a grumpy dragon, but he is a young dragon and will work through this. i believe in him and love him. 10/10

she’s the absolute prettiest dragon!!!!! she’s actually holding a bubble of water! she has water powers and she’s beautiful!!! i support her!!! 10/10

he’s a grumpy old man!! he’s very nice if you give him a chance, though. he will tell you lots of stories, if you ask nicely! 10/10

this dragon has been hurt…. he’s a little bit cold because of it. please give him time, he’s still learning how to trust again. 10/10

[mstpt-blog]

@funerals

[daisyein]

Bird Emoji Review

My dude @zaplayden​ and I couldn’t find a review of the Bird emoji so let’s do this

Pure evil.  Excessive gradients only intensify his evil intentions. There is no sweetness in this child of darkness. 0/5

This is a pure, sweet boy. Absolutely perfect bird child. 5/5

Ancient bird friend of legend. A little stiff and out of touch, but a very reliable friend.  4/5 I would trust this fellow. 

A lumpy bean friend. Kinda smells funny. Vacant stare. He’s a good boy, but needs some vacation time.  3/5

Pure intentions, but this boy looks confused. Where is he? Let him go home. Also kind of looks like he’s made of marshmallows??? 4/5 

Imposter. 0/5  This is a blue fire with yellow lipstick. Stop this. He’s smug about about it too, wtf.

I have high hopes for his future. He is a good boy with good intentions. I would trust this young man. 5/5

A clumsy boy. Something is a little weird about this bird, but he still tries his best. A good friend. 4/5

An eager boy. He wants to fly but needs more practice. I support his dreams and I hope he achieves great things. 4/5

Paranoid fellow. Blames everyone else for his bullshit. Will never find love. 0/5

Eager to impress.  Might be a double agent. A handsome boy, but I do not trust him. 3/5 

The world does not deserve this kind of purity. 5/5  

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Emoji Review: Crocodile

A lovely thick boy!! A little bit devious (he looks like he will jump out of a pond to scare you) but doesn’t detract from his nice realism, 9/10

A strange perspective but overall a friendly, nice croc. 7/10

I feel like Microsoft could have tried a little harder. He looks like a strange snake but gets 6/10 because he’s got nice colours on his back.

A goblin. Holds no recognisable crocodile features. Look like a low level enemy in a family friendly RPG. 1/10

Facebook have taken a risky approach to colouring and it’s paid off. Lovely detail on the spines and feet too! Overall, a gorgeous teal croc. 10/10

A lovely simplistic boy!! looks like you’d have him as a snooty pet. 8/10 as the only drawback is he might be confused with a dinosaur.

As usual emojidex have produced something a little unusual. She’s evil with odd line-work but gains points for looking a little like Godzilla. 7/10. 

[1-800-bug-zone]

emoji reviews: pile of poop

first of all, i would like you all to acknowledge the fact that this was requested twice in one day. i hope you all enjoy your shitty poop jokes!

apple. it is always the same problem. the pillow-shading. however, it does seem like your shitty pillow-shading and the poop emoji fit hand in disgusting hand. 2/5 i can appreciate true love

simple. nice round shape. enthusiastic grin to tell your friends just how much you enjoy letting them know that their opinions are crap. 5/5 genuine emotion hurts even more than sarcasm

this one looks less like poop and more like chocolate soft serve, which a pretty uncomfortable similarity. however, the stylized shape is nice. 4/5 versatility does not serve you well

oh god. samsung, what the fresh hell is THAT? it doesn’t even have the cheeky grin! you gave it EYEBROWS. the weirdly thin outline, the bad shading, the lack of mouth, the weird flat shape, it’s all adding up to be pretty…….. shitty. 1/5 at least as i was able to make another pun

see, usually i’m a fan of shiny emojis, but this just feels wrong. plus the eyes are really small. uncomfortably small. but it’s not as bad as samsung, and at least it has an alright shape. 2/5 it’s only kind of shitty

oh, htc… you always try to get it right, but it just never works out… this one doesn’t even have a face! this poor emoji can’t even tell you how happy it is to be delivering it’s message. at least it doesn’t have awful shading. 3/5 i feel bad for htc

facebook is trying to be like microsoft and google, how cute! but that deep, soulless gaze is decidedly not cute. 4/5 somehow that’s fitting

why does all of messenger’s emojis face a ¾ angle and have weird cell-shading? 3/5 poop shouldn’t be shiny like that

it’s like a knockoff version of google’s. the eyes are a little too high above the mouth, and the shape could be simplified, but it’s not horrible. 4/5 i hope google is flattered

this one’s actually kinda cute! makes up for mozilla’s horrible transgression on their alien emoji. the dot eyes look nice here, and the shape is simple yet very clear. 5/5 it’s surprisingly good for a piece of shit

okay, that color gradient is wholly unnecessary. why isn’t it smiling? it seems surprised at the fact that it’s a pile of poop. 2/5 get used it buddy, just like the rest of us

EUGH. emojidex, you ought to either get a consisent designer, or be more discreet when you rip-off clipart. -3/5 the worst shit i’ve seen, and i’ve seen some bad shit

[1-800-bug-zone]

emoji reviews: meet these ghosts

when will apple’s pillow-shading reign of terror come to an end!? 1/5 looks like it was made by a 13 year old playing with Adobe Illustrator for the first time

that’s pretty good! it has nice, simple shading, but the grey is a little dark. 4/5 shine a flashlight on him and he’s perfect

wow!!! what a perfect ghost! i love how bold the red tongue is!!! 5/5 WHO YOU GONNA CALL

uh…. um……. uh………… 1/5 what is this, some sort of knock-off pacman nonsense?

this one has the same problems that Apple has. 1/5 don’t try so hard 

this one is pretty alright, but arms are throwing me off. 3/5 you’re getting there

oh my god……. you did pillow-shading…. WITH YOUR CELL SHADING!? 0/5 UNHOLY

see, i get what you’re trying to do here, but this would look so much better if you just left the colors flat. 2/5 shading is your downfall, just like the others

oh no… twitter, i’ve come to expect better from you! this poor guy looks like he’s been thrown in a blender! i do like the minimalist color palette though. 3/5 partied too hard

nice! cute! a lovely warm grey color! spooky, but not malicious or poorly shaded! this one is so good it could be my mascot! 7/5 we’ve found the perfect ghost

listen, i can appreciate what you’re trying to do here. i really can. but you’ve just absolutely botched the execution. at least the color scheme is nice? 3/5 i feel bad for you

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! -10/5 EMOJIDEX I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PULL THIS SHIT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

[1-800-bug-zone]

emoji reviews: rocket

apple’s really upped their emoji game recently with their sleek new resdesigns - this is a really nice looking rocket! whoever was previously in charge of their emoji-shading has obviously been fired, and the new guy is doing an excellent job. 5/5 beautiful rocket

it’s alright i suppose, but the shape is all wrong. 3/5 weak sauce, google

i’m loving the bold colors on this rocket! not too fond of the nose shape, but other than that it’s perfect. 4/5 i like the colors

looks like samsung was copying apple during the emoji test. too bad they didn’t actually get an A. this is more like a C+. the flame seems like an afterthought, as if the artist forgot it and added it in at the last second. 2/5 don’t cheat on the emoji test

this looks a lot like apple’s old rocket, it’s got the pillow shading and everything. the shape is perfect, but the flame just ruins it for me. what is that, clay? candycorn? 3/5 you just missed the mark, dude

this is a very sleek design, i can appreciate what HTC is trying to do here. my only issue is with the domed window, it just looks weird. if it was centered on the rocket it would look much better. 4/5 pretty good for what it is

i’m… honestly not sure how to feel about this one. i like the fact that they clearly did their research on actual retro sci-fi rockets, but it’s a little too busy for it’s size and not iconic enough. 3/5 put your theory into practice next time

ohoho, looks like messenger is flipping the tables on us with the red body and silver nose! way to break the mold! if you want to put cell shading on an emoji, THIS is how you do it. 5/5 creative and looks great!

oh twitter… your emojis are almost almost always the best… almost. i like the blue body, it’s a nice change of pace, but that dull red… and that window (?)… and no nose cone… oh dear. i just don’t like it at all. 1/5 it’s just sad, really

see, THIS is the sort of emoji i’ve come to expect from twitter!!! beautiful, iconic, simple shape, and a bright happy red! i love how the middle fin suggests the center of the flame, that’s a very clever design! 5/5 it’s absolutely perfect!

hmm… i’m not sure what’s going on with the shading here. where’s the light source? it would look so much better with just the flats. 2/5 don’t overdo it

now that’s just bad clipart… why do i even bother reviewing emojidex??? 0/5 goddamnit why is it always this shit again

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bear emoji reviews

lumpy boy. displeasing color. disgusting gradient shading as usual. the trademark soulless stare of an apple brand emoji. not feeling this bear. 1/5

beautiful round friend. perfect boy. scientifically, nothing wrong with this bear. google giving us the crowd pleaser as usual. 5/5 perfect score

i wasn’t sure whether i should even include this one. like is this a fucking lion or what? weak. get bill gates’s artsy garbage out of my sight. 0/5

perfectly acceptable boy. cuteness makes up for lazy gradient shading and unfortunate color palette. a bear i can get behind. 4/5

he’s shiny and he’s doing his best but i just cannot get over that mouth. who looked at this and though ‘yes these are a bear’s correct and actual proportions’ 2/5 why the long face

scheming. plotting. good colors, clean lines. i love this bear but i do not trust him. 3/5 he :3c

i just… dont know, my man. they made it just realistic enough to teeter on the edge of uncanny valley. that mouth. those eyes. this bear feels pain. free him. 1/5

the friendliest boy. the sweetest boy. the fluffiest boy. this bear is always welcome in my circle of friends. 5/5 another perfect boy

this one looks like some kind of weird dog but it’s not as bad as microsoft’s. i’ll give it a pass but it’s treading on thin ice. 3/5

highly superior execution of apple’s lumpy boy. clean lines. good face. i support this young man 4/5

this is such a rude portrayal of these sweet sweet boys. let him smile. let him know love. 1/5

out of my house 0/5

[fuck-biphobia]

@tinytheursaring

[1-800-bug-zone]

emoji reviews: alien

why do all the older apple emojis seem to have that ugly pillow-shading? that shape is great but go easy on the airbrush next time. 2/5 you didn’t try hard enough

oh my god google, what the fresh hell is this??? wrong shape, wrong colors, im so upset by this image, 0/5 what have you done to them

now THIS is an alien! loving the green skin tone and bright, alert eyes. if only they didn’t have those weird cheek-bones. 4/5 don’t reference bendybrundle curdledmilk next time

wow!!! look at those colors!!! good job on keeping a consistent light source, but it still looks a little pillow-shade-y. the navy eyes are a nice touch. 4/5 i just love a good color gradient

OH GOD!!! i didn’t think we could get any worse than google!!! everything about this emoji is a nightmare!!! -3/5 OH GOD NO

ah, here we go! here’s a nice, good-looking alien. i like the rhythmos of the circle that the bottom of the eyes form with the top of the head, but it ends up making it have a less-desirable head shape. 4/5 good job referencing ancient greek artistic principles

oh jeez… this one isn’t as bad as LG, but it’s not very nice to look at… the head shape is nice but something just feels really off about this one… 2/5 makes me uncomfortable

okay, i can appreciate what you were trying to do with the cell shading, and i admit it’s a big step up from smooth shading, but you really didn’t have to make it so uncomfortably detailed. the head is a little lopsided in shape. 3/5 nice concept, poor execution

oh WOW!!! now, this really is a great alien! it does everything apple and the other grey alien emojis tried to do, but better in every conceivable way. good job!!! 5/5 most instantly recognizable iconic alien

oh no… oh you poor dear, just look at how sad those eyes are… the mouth is smiling but the poor thing just looks so depressed inside… the sad, blue-grey hue isn’t helping its cause either. 1/5 relatable but too uncomfortably depressing

this one is pretty good! i like the light shade of green. not sure how i feel about those eyelids, though. the head shape could be improved. 4/5 pretty alright alien

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! -10/5  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[turing-tested]

horse face emoji review

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a simple boy. recent invention, but he’s flexible at expressing emotion. he can be angry: >:2 or he can be sad: :’2 over all, a good horse boy and i love him.  9/10 for ability to convey emotions

round boy!!! a lot like apples other emojis, he has Depth, but unfortunately i cant tell if he considers me an ally. 6/10 for his air of mystery

a gentle boy. he wants to graze and maybe nuzzle at a sugarcube or two. very approachable 10/10 for his clearly conditioned mane

this is a fucking chess piece 3/10 because he moves like he’s destined to be the L block in tetris

woah there! this dudes makin eye contact AND smiling. he has a lil heart for the top of his mane. this dude clearly has the chompers needed for eating some primo hay 5/10 because he looks like a cow at first glance

this is how you do a horse looking at you straight on. he looks inquisitive, as if asking you if you have any apples, by chance. you could probably befriend him with some time. shows samsung horse how its done but in a polite and constructive way 7/10 because he looks like you just hurt his feelings and hes trying not to cry

WHAT A REALISTIC BOY!!!! he looks slightly intimidating. a show horse with lots of hard won ribbons 7/10 because he looks like he’s judging me

this is definitely what they used to fake that lochness picture 3/10 because he impersonated a cryptid at some point in his life  

simple boy. he has a shorter haircut than the others but thats okay. if you left him alone he’d probably get spooked by a cat and knock over some hay bales. 8/10 

LITTLE TUFT…..this boy has a question for you but wont press you to answer if you’re uncomfortable 7/10, he looks very trusting, i worry for him

watch out! this boy has gotten a hold of some hair dye and is determined to break from the mold! his locks are gorgeous and blonde.  10/10 woul;d feed a sugar cube in exchange for braiding his mane

this is a fucking cow 1/10

[timetrees]

about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

[xepsurah]

- A Ranking of Every Fox Emoji -            - From Best to Worst -

1. Twitter A cuddly, goofy, soft-looking and friendly fox. Quite cartoony but very nice. Almost as seeming to emanate an aura of warmth, but also slyness. Unsurprising that this microblogging platform, host to huge amounts of furries, would have a good fox emoji. Pure foxy-fox friend. 10/10

2. Microsoft Semi-recently this tech giant has redone all their emojis to include strong stylization and heavy-set black outlines. This fox uses bold colors to communicate a certain fiery air of immediacy or surprise while still retaining some cuteness and striking a good balance between realistic and cartoon. 9.4/10

3. Google Taking on a more realistic, yet still vaguely stylized approach, this fox makes good use of curves without over-doing them, and a minimalist yet powerful use of color to define outlines. It sports rounder looking ears and beady eyes. Unmistakably a foxy friend, though not as immediately recognizable as the others. Close third with Microsoft. 9.3/10

4. Emoji One This fox looks like it’s seen some shit. With dark patches over it’s lime-tinted eyes, it definitely looks like some sort of trickster spirit of old. Has a certain Native-American/”Tribal” style and charm to it. Excellent use of shape and color, and a bit more “immediate” than Google’s, but it’s charm is more niche in scope and slightly kitsch. Quite nice but not for everyone I’d say. 8/10

5. Samsung This fox is definitely more feminine, and makes use of soft shadows and gradients. Not exactly “Apple” style but sort of close. The base colors are good and ears are well-shaped, but the weird circular muzzle, big forehead, and odd side-fluff parts on either side of the face paint this emoji as barely charming, if at all. If it wasn’t for the cute maw and the slight charm of the eyes, this would’ve been a 4.2/10. 5/10

6. Emojipedia This fox is arguably cuter than Samsung’s and Emoji One’s, but it’s execution is horrible. It looks “Apple-style” but done poorly. Huge use of gradients, a muddy-brown color, awful overdone curves on the fluff, weird muzzle and soulless black eyes. Looks almost more like a wild boar than a fox at first glance. 4/10

7. emojidex Baby puke-brown. Filthy. Untrustworthy. If they were your roommate, they’d steal your ice cream, be constantly late on rent, smoke crack, threaten you with a knife, leave messes everywhere, and probably worship Satan while you’re away too. This fox has a horrible use of gradients, color, and absolutely soulless eyes. Doesn’t even look like a real fox but a demon in a suit trying to imitate one. 1/10