im not okay.

♥︎hi im Rachel and im just trying to get bi♥︎

[sentientfloatingeyeball]

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

[bellossom]

[asian]

[ampervadasz]

[biandanxious18]

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[amygdalae]

despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread

[raptorific]

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

[raptorific]

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

[raptorific]

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

[raptorific]

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

they’re new yorkers

[mossworm]

oh….. so that’s what it was….ah

[majorasnightmare]

[diet-soap]

[shadovvlurking]

reblog and he will protect you

[shadovvlurking]

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[carnival-core-archive]

Fanart

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

[kittiezandtittiez]

[twitblr]

Should only take one this time (x)

[heartseeker]

at a cafe and there’s a giant close up portrait of the cafe owner’s cat near the door

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[babydreamgal-deactivated2015072]

bf (bee friend)

[sarahconnorjr]