tutturu!

sing your love, little hummingbird

[kristenbouchard]

i don’t have headcanons i have thoughts about characters that live in my head that are true. if you don’t agree then that’s your problem

[notoriousmasc]

so apparently my city has a superhero. and a supervillain. who like, do activism. and. my mom. is dating the supervillain.

[notoriousmasc]

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

so basically. tl;dr. my town has superheroes and supervillains in it and my mom has decided to date a supervillain

[notoriousmasc]

update: theyre engaged

[theawkwardvirgin]

Black Widow has a billboard and runs around with batons.

[captainlordauditor]

[davidmann95]

People shit on Tumblr - and I know I’m biased because it’s my blogging platform of choice - but where else on god’s earth do you get shit like this

[charlesoberonn]

Me learning the generation after Gen Z is called Gen Alpha

Me realizing what the generation after them is gonna be called

[lostcryptids]

so in the movie fear dot com. you would assume the the website in the movie is called fear.com right? well you’d be wrong

[minoux-x-deactivated20210502]

[movedto-consulsmirror]

this is so fucking embarrassing i gotta go

EDIT: stop calling me mentally ill / weak / asking what's wrong with me.

[mp3v0]

[pastelharmonies]

what if i started posting here again

[illufinch]

 MEGA BIRB

[babysticker]

by Fancy Surprise!

[softkatie]

i just want a girlfriend that i can take on cute dates and take pictures of and share music and nap with is that too much to ask

[uhyoongi]

[heart-puff]

初音ミク by Pikiru

[haenueli]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiZkEEdhAIa/

[the-warriors-of-dope]

aight…So, when I do come back here soon, I was thinking of changing the artstyle. It would look something like this? Of course over time I’ll get more used to drawing it/drawing the warriors again so it’ll probably look a little better, but you get the picture.

Uhh, I changed some minute details and color pallets to be more vibrant. Also, the big kicker, is I’ve changed the eyes to include whites. Hopefully that isn’t bad? I always thought the art style of this blog looked a little ugly and I always wanted it to be more cartoony and expressive and I feel 50% of an expression is in the eyes. And when your eye are flat and have no whites it’s a little hard, aha

tell me what you think tho!

[cosed]

this is a bit gay of me to say but………. loving girls is….. so curing….. so nice

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better