youngandbloodlustnewborn

the modern pure rotten fangirl (who's totally not stuck in the past)

[frogmp3]

no bro YOU live in a society. i live in a terrarium

[shittytwilightaus]

Bella when she moved to Forks

[frostedmagnolias]

Embroidered Beaded Ivory Satin Gown

c. 1956

by Jacques Griffe

Timeless Vixen

[emoscarisqueen]

this is so bella swan coded its giving cuntified version of the khaki skirt and blue blouse themeee

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"live to see another day" (2008), jduer002

[emoscarisqueen]

what bella swan probably saw before meeting edward

[gojuutan]

The Cullens trying to look human

[fuckmeyer]

hey do you wanna play twilight renaissance with me outside

[emoscarisqueen]

hey u wanna chase each other like wolves outside

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

Friday Advice

log off enter river of choice become unbothered mammal

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

small things in life that are actually worth living for

your favorite people

your loved ones

your pets

animals

nature

the smell of rain

your favorite fictional characters

your favorite movies

your favorite tv shows

your favorite games

your favorite food

your favorite books

writing fanfics about your favorite fictional characters

reading fanfics about your favorite fictional characters

gay people

old man yaoi

archive of our own

[emoscarisqueen]

heres what the twilight characters modern jobs are in 2026 PT 1:

(excluding: (sadly) charlie, carlisle, jacobs friends)

Bella: Is definitely a hospice nurse, she would gain more compassion as a vampire. She's also a very caring person, and a very heavy caregiver/giving person since shes taken care of her mom, cooked for charlie, and extremly protective when it came to edward/renesmee.

Edward: Definitely a technician soldier for the army, since he could read peoples mind that'd help him very easily get into the higher ranks. And since he's always wanted to fight in a war or atleast join the military overall.

Rasputin: Shes still in school overall, somewhat straight A student, i do see a volleyball player or a baseball (iykyk) player. She has a summer job definitely, somewhere either at a bookstore (where she probably meets her ACTUAL love of her life), or at a coffeeshop!

Esme: Either a school nurse, or a librarian. No in-between. She's a very motherly person, as shown in her nurturing personality (especially how nice she was to human bella). Especially since her childhood dream was crushed of being a teacher.

Emmett: cocaine addict who is also a hunter :)

Rosalie: Definitly a M person job, Mechanic, Midwife, or Maintenance mechanic. It is stated she loves to work on cars personally, so it would make sense she would be a amazing mechanic! With the way she also always wanted to be a mother (and how she treated ricearoni), it would be obvious she would take care of others when she can't herself. But she was also a bit rude so that would take a hit on her job.

pt 2?

[emoscarisqueen]

being on tumblr is kind of crazy cause what do you mean i can just look up the old user of somebody and then talk with THEE tumblr user with the empty posterboard about the school education system????????

[emoscarisqueen]

me and that one guy i forced to be my friend randomly

[emoscarisqueen]

bella and edward sitting here just falling hopelessly in love with each other time and time again it brings so much joy to my heart knowing love is real and its these 2

[emoscarisqueen]

A thought about twilight.

i think about the twilight characters a lot if they lived in the modern era, i wonder how they would dress and style, i wonder what has happened with charlie. i wonder what happened to nessie after she finally became the age when jacob imprinted on her, i wonder a lot. i wonder if edward ever fell out of love with bella, now that he finally got to see her memories, after 2 years of meeting her he finally got to see her memories.

[fuckmeyer]

i love that the fill-in-the-blank part of Edward & Bella's honeymoon is implied to be this magical, transcendent experience despite it being a logistical nightmare

they've been traveling a minimum 24 hours with multiple stops & timezone changes. what's the next move? sleep? food? absolutely not. "let's take a midnight swim." how many braincells went into that decision? ya girl been crunched like a sardine in a plane & a boat for a billion years, & you can't give her the courtesy of a pre-sex stretch??? no pre-sex dinner??? you expect her to fuck on airline pretzels & a thimble of water??? asinine. but buckle up bc shit gets crazier

she's like "ok time to freshen up," & SHAVES HER LEGS (possibly her PUSSY??? god forbid. but it is 2006...) FOR THE 2ND TIME IN TWO DAYS. huh???? you are creating tiny cuts & opening your pores RIGHT BEFORE TAKING A DIP IN THE OCEAN. GIRL. OW. & let's hope you aren't one of the 50-80% of teens out there with keratosis pilaris bc you are about to WRECK THAT SKIN

Edward stans dni with the watsonian explanation bc I KNOW, he's taking A Dip so he can warm up & he a SCAIRT VIRGIN. READ. SIGNED. NOTARIZED. but what's next? where you gonna have sex Edward? the ocean? water washes away natural lube & creates SO much friction girl you are on the pain train to Yikesville population YOU and a STAPH INFECTION

so where to fuck? girlies may think, "sex on the beach. SO romantic." NO!!!!!!!!!!!! sand in the vag??? sand in ur BUTT??? horrible. not to mention y'all smell like fish & salt. fishy salty stank w/ your sandy ass balls slapping that freshly shaven salty-ass dried-ass puss?? bad. i rest my case yur honor

& you can't go right from ocean to bed since you make the sheets wet & fishy. which means after Dip they shower. BUT LOOK OUT: your klutzy wife could be one of 21.8 million people who sustains a nonfatal shower sex injury in a calendar year. & you STILL got water washing away Bella's arousal. you can't even finger her. so what? more foreplay? "ooh girl lemme run this sponge over you" BIG DEAL. you already did this sans sponge in the fucking ocean. she just gonna feel your abs again? NO. she gonna give you a handjob? BAD FRICTION, SEE ABOVE. & LOOK OUT, PART 2: by this point Bella is getting pruny & ALSO her skin is gonna dry out not only bc she shaved & took A Salty Dip but now she's got hot water all over her fuckin beef jerky-ass legs. where's the shea butter???? did you pack that Edward???? are you planning on moisturizing her??? bc if not she is in HELL.

time check: it's been like an hour since you got there after a day-long flight with NO nap & NO eat & you're just NOW getting to bed. it's like 1am??? & you haven't even fucked around enough to find out??? foul. since you can't even kiss w/ tongue, oral is probs off the table. ditto for Bella since Edward can literally punch a hole thru the back of her throat with his cock. so foreplay is fingering, mutual masturbation, & Smoldering Gazes ONLY. good news: Doctor Cullen Jr. knows she's gotta come before she's ready to Fuck, so that's a solid win. but lord knows ya gotta PIV or it ain't real (sighs in gay)

lbr: feminist icon Bella Swan tops. like YES i know Edward "Catholic Victorian Boy" "2008 male lead" "Great-Value James Bond" Cullen should be Thee Top doing Daddy Dom Missionary, but also, ima need Edward girlies to get a fucking grip & realize he is not capable of meeting the moment at the first go. sorry. no way Edward trusts himself enough to be the Missionary Man of your dreams. by contrast, Bella "Certified Monster Fucker" "We've Been Dating for 3 Hours When Can We Fuck" "There's a War Going On but We Should Fuck in This Tent" Swan is absolutely impaling herself on that vamp cock. & she is riding it out til the end my friends. service bottom Edward is gripping the sheets for dear life hoping his dick doesn't tear a hole through her & prolapse her fuckin critical organs. & THAT is what we call a honeymoon

[emoscarisqueen]

tfw when your just now watching twilight, and gazing at post wolf jacob, shorter hair, bigger biceps, and you just stare hopelessly in love. Wishing taylor lautner was yours.

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[ellipsus-writes]

[s2e06-deactivated20250520]

eventually my frontal lobe will develop and i will still love edward cullen