my vampire boyfriend

“You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love.”

[kittymoneymonster]

Twilight New Moon but my cat is at the bottom of the screen the entire time <3

[vamplire]

vampires always have the best love confessions bc they’ve lived for centuries thinking they would never find it or are not worthy of it (i’m a monster blah blah blah) & when that person finally weasels their way into their heart it really shows in the feeling behind their chosen words of wanting.

[forkswashington]

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[greraden]

[ryuzumisama]

Went to ECCC yesterday and I made this Cullen sibling gang gang print just for the occasion 😅 Got Alice (Ashley Greene) and Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) to sign it!

[prismolovesfanfiction]

I wonder how Bella and Edward are doing rn

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

One of my favorite Cullen family dynamics to see in fic is “oh with Bella joining us the boy:girl ratio is evened out. She’ll bring some ~feminine sensibilities~ into the fold and—“ [cut to Bella and Emmett lighting stuff on fire in the backyard]

[witchyangela]

Thinking about how i got very drunk last night and then decided to try and write some fic when I got home... I didn’t write much but I really think I captured something important

[sleepynightshade]

lets get a POV of the first twilight book from Emmett's point of view but it's done in the style of diary of a wimpy kid, stick figures and all

[diamondkissle]

(in the style of the Epcot ball vine)

sigh…twi light

[butchsaint]

charlie swan i don’t want to have to kill you with my mind but what do you mean that 17 year old bella gets home from school every day, cooks elaborate dinners, AND DOES THE DISHES ON HER OWN, and THEN does her homework all while you drink a beer and watch tv? and on the weekend she cleans the house by herself? i’m shooting you with lasers and dark magic spells

[ghostieieie]

bella: *shoving pasta down her throat*

edward: she is... persephone... and i... am hades...we are...doomed...

[xostrawberrymlk]

my favourite part abt Edward and Bella is that their love both sends each of them into a mutual psychosis and I just think that’s great

[bellicebrainrot]

“twilight isn’t gay” okay then explain this

[thirstyforbettertwilight]

I hate it when people trashtalk Twilight and they clearly don't know anything about what they're saying. Learn the lore and THEN trashtalk it properly

[diamondkissle]

YEAH

[alecvolturi]

Edward asks Bella if she wants to spend time with him Saturday, so she can see him in the sunlight, and then Edward's surprise meadow is a FIVE MILE HIKE from the trailhead. a SURPRISE hike. and they don't even use a trail. wild second date activity

[fuckmeyer]

first date is Edward telling Bella he's a mindreading killing machine over some mid ravioli

second date is Edward towing Bella along for a five mile hike (no food no water no proper equipment w/ the least athletic klutz on earth)

third date is Edward taking Bella to sit in the rain & watch his family play a sport she hates (also ends in her almost dying)

fourth date is Edward dragging Bella to prom even though she never wanted to go & hates dances

if you could quantify this man's rizz it would be a negative value

[rose-lily-hale]

Edward and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad rizz

[volturialice]

I mean I really hope they went on some dates between baseball (march) and prom (june). perhaps they went on a date to the phoenix AZ hospital cafeteria

[fuckmeyer]

"i got you the ravioli since i know it's your favorite. also they had these sugar-free Jell-O cups which is way healthier than Pop-Tarts AND is less of a choking hazard. and look—lemonade. haha get it? because you drank lemonade that day we ate lunch together? you should stay away from me"