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If we figure out how to grow coco beans on Mars, we can make real Mars chocolate.

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davidalleynes

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

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LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask

That dude from the first arc with the huge sword

His brother

Kakashi, I think

Orochimaru

I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times

Naruto

That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc

A math problem

Killer Bee

His brother, again

Gaara

I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once

Jiraiya I think

Tsunade, definitely

Literally all of the Akatsuki

Himself

irishfino

18. op of this post

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19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

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Dying is a great way to get people to like you.

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me: wyd

her: just got done showering 🙈😚

me:

cacoons

saiasus

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

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this was honestly a religious experience

dippersballoon

I saw an opportunity and I took it

offline-kinq

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

udon-tea

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

axmmatt

BEAUTY

tedllasso

#Masterpiece

avelera

As much as I absolutely understand the salt around the Drift being downgraded from soulmates in PR1 to basically a group chat in PR2, I can’t totally hate it for two reasons:

1) Look, the insane level of Drift compatibility needed to pilot a Jaeger is a huge liability for a war effort. It makes pilots literally irreplaceable because in addition to having all the smarts and skills necessary to be effective fighters they ALSO need to have a soulmate?? It’s just not sustainable. It makes perfect sense that as a Drift scientist, your first priority from a technological standpoint would be to find a way to reduce the quality of compatibility needed to Drift effectively from like 90+% down to something reasonable like 60%. Yes of course the original Drift compatibility numbers would be romanticized in pop culture, but in the same way that the skills of fighter pilots in WWI when it was all just a guy with some gears in a paper airplane cockpit with no computer assistance besides his own brains and guts being romanticized vs. pilots today who have ALL the computer-assisted technology so you don’t have to be a spatial and aeronautic, irreplaceable genius just to fly a plane. We love romanticizing those people but it’s not a practical, sustainable model for a war effort and you’d want to get away from it ASAP.

2) I just… *fist clench* really love the idea of Hermann being the one who helped reduce that necessary percentage, spending his whole career just going from biggest problem to biggest problem in the Pacific Rim world, solving Jaeger coding then the Breach then the Drift percentage and then deployment for Jaegers. I just love the idea of him looking at his Drift with Newt, now that Newt is distant and not speaking to him anymore and thinking, “The Drift isn’t all that. The Drift is heartbreak and abandonment. It’s losing people you can never replace. We need to bring these percentages down. We need to make it so acquaintances can Drift. We need to improve ourselves by finding new people who don’t matter quite as much to fill what we’ve lost in our life.” And just setting out to make it so the Drift is no longer this great love affair but is just another working relationship, because that’s all he was left with in the end.

cerristrahm

A video tape from James Rolfe with both spellings of the name on holy fuck am I really seeing this

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MANDELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thegarsh

So this whole “split universe” thing was really the publisher not knowing how to spell their own fucking IP.

poinsciuri

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

poinsciuri

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

rabnerd28

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

movedtobitchphobic

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

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this is too real though

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I can’t express how upset it makes me that shyness in women is sexualized, anger in women is sexualized, ignorance/ lack of intelligence is sexualized, intelligence is sexualized- being a woman is being sexualized for everything you feel or do.