Yes My Name Is Mycroft

32yrs old. Trans male. He/his/him pronouns. Queer af. Formerly pocket-alex

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

[zoomy-brain]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

To all of us who’re just a mess ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

[zoomy-brain]

Oh boy, this is getting notes again!

Hi, everyone, enjoy the little cartoon, avoid the notes and yes, I still fully identify as queer c: 🏳️‍🌈

[mycroftirl]

relistening to WTNV and ughhhhhh Cecil you are fucking ridiculous i love u so much

"and i'm not dumb!" honey... honey.... honey

[mycroftirl]

MOUNTAINS ARE NOT REAL

[mycroftirl]

"'THEY COME IN TWOS. YOU COME IN TWOS. YOU. AND YOU. KILL YOUR DOUBLE.' THERE'S ALSO A LINK TO THIS AMAZING CAT THAT KEEPS JUMPING IN AND OUT OF BOXES AND OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. DANA. YOU HAVE GOT TO POST THAT ON MY WALL. OH. MY. GOD. HE. LOVES. THOSE. BOXES. SO MUCH!"

[mycroftirl]

KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

"odd and bloodless desk" KEVINNNNNNNNNN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

THE WAY MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHEN I HEAR THE DESERT BLUFFS THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

LOOK AROUND YOU. STREX. LOOK INSIDE YOU. STREX. GO TO SLEEP. STREX. BELIEVE IN A SMILING GOD. STREXCORP. IT IS EVERYTHING.

[mycroftirl]

UNFULFILLED

[mycroftirl]

"AM I IN HELL? DANA? DANA CAN YOU HEAR ME? LISTENERS, IF YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF MY VOICE, PLEASE CONTACT THE SHERIFF'S SECRET POLICE. THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD IT IS SEEPING INTO MY SHOES."

[mycroftirl]

"I SMILED AND SAID 'HELLO THERE, FRIEND!'. I HUGGED THIS MAN, AND HE HUGGED ME BACK."

sir you tried to strangle him <3

[mycroftirl]

"I'M NOT REALLY SURE. I HAD A HAMSTER AS A CHILD AND IT DIED IN LIKE TWO WEEKS SO, MEH, WHAT DO I KNOW"

CEEC

[mycroftirl]

KHOSHEKH'S KITTENS <3 <3 <3 <3

[mycroftirl]

DANA DOG PARK DOW ARC YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MAYORAL ELECTION ARC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mycroftirl]

GOD JUST KILL THE APACHE TRACKER FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

CEEC IT'S OKAY CARLOS IS GOING TO BE OKAY I'M CRYING STOP CRYING CEEC

[mycroftirl]

THE HOUSE THAT DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

YES THE APACHE TRACKER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

I AM CHEWING ON THIS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ARBYS SCENE

[mycroftirl]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU."

"OH?"

[...]

BUT HERE, CARLOS AND I SAT ON THE TRUNK OF THAT CAR – HIS CAR – LOOKING TOGETHER AT THE LIGHTS UP IN THE SKY ABOVE THE ARBY'S…THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL IN THE HUSHED TWILIGHT, SHIMMERING IN A NIGHT SKY ALREADY COMING ALIVE WITH BITS OF THE UNIVERSE.

ONE YEAR LATER. ONE YEAR SINCE HE ARRIVED. HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY KNEE AND SAID NOTHING. AND I KNEW WHAT HE MEANT. I FELT THE SAME. I LEANED MY HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.

DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST SOBBING SHUT UP

[mycroftirl]

FACELESS OLD WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

SARAH SULTAN NOOOOO

I LEGIT JUST STARTED TEARING UP ABT HER

[mycroftirl]

STREXCORP ARC LETS GOOOOOOO

[mycroftirl]

love that we hear teen!Cecil get choked out and potentially killed lmao 10/10 voice acting

that's right, Ceec, go cover the mirror in the studio <3 save urself baby girl

[mycroftirl]

OLD OAK DOORS EPISODES LETS GOOOOOOOO

FUCKING LOVE THESE

:) Kevin <3 <3 <3

"Can I call you Kev?" "Hahahaha! No, Lauren. By no means."

[mycroftirl]

"I RARELY FEEL ANYTHING. I RARELY FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL." "MM."

Kevin <3 <3 <3

Fuck off Lauren ihu so much u make me not smile so hard

[mycroftirl]

"HE IS HOLDING.... HE IS HOLDING...... HE IS HOLDING A CAT."

[mycroftirl]

"No. No more euphemisms. No more talking around it. They were high voltage electric fences, fatal to any who touched them."

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING LOVE THE STREXCORP PLOT SO MUCH

[mycroftirl]

"We must continue to fight, and resist. We must be the heroes we look for in others. We must no longer speak in code, but in action. Return to your homes, if you can. But do not lock your doors tonight. Do not hide yourselves away from danger. Be brave. Be truly brave."

insert ugly sobbing here rn

[mycroftirl]

"Carlos, how do I get you home? Dana, how do we get Carlos home? I... I would like Carlos to come home..."

SOBBING GOODBYE I FUCKING HATE THIS PODCAST (<3)

[mycroftirl]

"I'M NOT A HERO. I'M A SCIENTIST."

FUCKING KILING MYSELJF GOODBYEEEEEE

[mycroftirl]

vote Hiram McDaniels

(Violet :'C )

[mycroftirl]

"Do you even know the mortality rate of your internship program?"

"...I'm not sure I know what you mean."

GET HIS ASS, MAUREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

"Well, rather than build all those crazy ramps and elevators, we just fix people, so that they can become better, and more productive!"

"You are awful, and gross! And I was only being polite about your eyes! They are weird! Now you listen to me!"

GET MY BABY'S ASS, STEVE <3 <3 <3 KICK HIM INTO THE DOW LETS GOOOOO

[mycroftirl]

GOD FUCK I LOVE/HATE THE "CARLOS IN DOW" PLOT LINE GOOOODDDDD

"A SCIENTIST IS USUALLY FINE."

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

[mycroftirl]

Cecil gave me math in my horoscope :(((

[mycroftirl]

"THANKS FOR BEING ON THE AIR WITH ME. WE DID ALMOST THE ENTIRE SHOW TOGETHER."

"WE CAN STILL DO THINGS TOGETHER. EVEN IN ABSENCE."

CARLOS GODDDFUCKAGHKLSDFJ

i need to write them having phone sex

[mycroftirl]

aNTIQUES!!!!

arguably the most horny episode of the DOW arc for Carlos lmao

[mycroftirl]

it's really sad that the fandom doesn't acknowledge Cecil's alcoholism while Carlos is in the DOW more

idk i think, especially when the eps were actively airing, we were so focused on the Lot 37 plotline and missing Carlos that we weren't analyzing it as well as we could have been

[mycroftirl]

carlos babygirl did you ever get that tattoo

[mycroftirl]

rapid reaction:

EARL!!!! GOD i miss the cheating fics during this arc lmao

FEY!!!! SWEETHEART!!!!! <3333

Carlos ur so cutie patootie abt the DOW and Cecil and--

DEB THE SENTIENT PATCH OF HAZE I LONG TO BE YOU

[mycroftirl]

fUCK... FUCK....

FUCK.

OLD WOMAN JOSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycroftirl]

"HONEY VOICED HONEY" CARLOS--

kEVIN KEVIN EKVIN KEVIN KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"GET BACK TO ME ASAP OKAY? UNTIL NEXT TIME, CECIL. UNTIL NEXT TIME." I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING <3 IN HIS VOICE!

[mycroftirl]

"This is so sad. No. I don’t like this. I am sad. No. No."

KEVIN I'M CRYING

[mycroftirl]

"“Carlos, anywhere we’re together is home,” I said. And I repeated it. And repeated it."

UGLY CRYING

[mycroftirl]

"We will, together, celebrate another homecoming game. We will, together, survive another street cleaning. We will, together…well, we will see. I can’t promise I’ll never leave you. No one can promise that. But until that moment, let’s keep working on this town, this collective idea, this Night Vale. Whatever we want that name to mean, we can always start over if we have to. Rededicate ourselves. Do it right."

fuuuuuuck the season finale closings always get me right in the heart

[mycroftirl]

oh intern chad

you poor man

legit just been listening to this season w/o liveblogging it lmao

because i forgot to but also

i do enjoy the beagle arc

[mycroftirl]

love that i posted the smut today and it's already at 23 hits like

hello fandom blind readers

was it the finger sucking tag

i bet it was the finger sucking tag

that or the dubcon

[mycroftirl]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rent - Larson Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Mark Cohen/Roger Davis Characters: Mark Cohen, Roger Davis Additional Tags: Finger Sucking, Rough Sex, Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Heroin, High Sex, Dubious Consent, Mildly Dubious Consent Summary:

Mark is always so. Fucking. Loud. Roger just wants some fucking quiet.

I needed to write something involving finger sucking, and I am hooked on the idea of Roger getting laid while high.

Also chapter 10 of Just Be And Save Me is in the works, I promise. I unfortunately had to say goodbye to my 19yr old cat on the 6th and that put a bit of a delay on working on it over the weekend :(

[important-animal-images]

[mycroftirl]

wdym i'm 20k words away from posting 200k of fanfic this year

what the fuck

i have Problems and they're called RENT

[uptownthots]

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

[uptownthots]

this stupid shit has been around for so long and it’s crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. “Oughhhhh if you aren’t nice to you oppressors they’ll become bigots instead of allies” if someone’s support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, they’re by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[mycroftirl]

fOR FUCKS SAKE WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING LINK FORMAT ON TUMBLR PROPERLY GOD I HATE THIS WEBSITE

[molabuddy]

i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

[molabuddy]

do u understand ...

[ntls-24722]

YEAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!

[molabuddy]

i couldn't stop thinking about this addition..

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[cav-core]

[meatdiaz]

genuinely i think everyone would be so much happier if we simply accepted that fanfiction isn’t supposed to be realistic at all, it’s just supposed to make you happy. ​these freaks are currently 20k words into pining for each other while living under the same roof and working the same job, fuck realism tbh

[shadowen]

I'm scrolling Tumblr. I pause to watch a video of Amaury Guichon. He pours chocolate into a mold, then carefully removes the shape of a human head. There are time lapse clips of chocolate being formed into a body, limbs, and hair. As the final detail is finished, he steps back to reveal the figure of a beautiful woman, uncannily lifelike. He steps forward and places a delicate kiss on her lips. The figure, now a living human woman, stirs and looks around in wonder. Amaury Guichon looks into the camera with a wide smile and holds out his arms in presentation.

"Fucking chocolate guy," I mutter to myself before scrolling to the next post.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again