Thank Your Lucky Stars

Kane • they/he • 24

[websafecolored]

[saym0-0]

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

[the-big-mood]

[robin-buckely]

Fist my bump. Nope. It's still not right.

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[shittymoviedetails]

In Predator 2 (1990) Predator recognizes a child with a toy gun poses no actual threat and does not attack him. This implies Predators have more ethical rules of engagement than the IDF

[revivivivify]

[toothcereal]

me: im writinf a story

John Carpenter's The Thing: is it about a queer friend group again?

me: write what you know, amirite? lol

John Carpenter's The Thing: what happened to the space drama. what happened to the cosmic duo. what happened to all the others

me: they’re too precious to me. i want to do it right. i need practice first

John Carpenter’s The Thing: and the queers?

me: there will be others. there will always be others.

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[toothcereal]

still in pain and pissed off so i’m posting hard as fuck fingers just cracking the screen and shit

[toothcereal]

the brush:

the paint:

the painting:

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[ransomnote]

we've got our top penis experts looking into the situation

[gay--dog]

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

[dogpuppy]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping