emotionalkinetosis

Here to talk seasickness, whump, and emeto.36/M. Speaks English and Spanish. Probably won't post much, but I'll be around and checking messages.

[mevil]

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I honest to god think there’s something personality-revealing about the word a character will choose to describe vomiting. Because, like, we have so many words for it. Are they gonna say the more crass and casual “hurl”? True neutral of “throw up”? The more clinical “vomit”? Overly polite “be sick”?

[plumpkinspicelatte]

@funnier-as-a-feedist

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Do not speak to me like this, email

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

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Someone thinking the AC has kicked on to be colder, or someone else in the building/house has turned up the AC, and then they check it and the temperature display is the same as always. It’s them that feels suddenly shivery

[kory-ann-der]

When the tummy ache hits so hard they start panting about it >>>>>>

[takecaresniffles]

So guys, like , where’s the snzfcker dating app? Ya know? Like who’s gonna get on that?

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Realllyyyyy like it when a character mumbles just to themself about how bad they feel. A little “Oh, shit.” Or an “Owww.” Maybe “This is awful.”

Maybe “Of course this happens to me,” or “Why me?” frustrated, under their breath, talking to the empty room.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

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Fevers in places that are already either way too hot or way too cold for comfort 🙏

In a building or a vehicle that has the A/C cooling all the way up. Outside on a really chilly night. In a drafty house in winter. Woefully underdressed for the climate. They were already shivering a little from the fever, and they’d probably shiver a little in this situation even if they didn’t have a fever, so in combination they’re shivering enough it’s making their teeth chatter. It’s sapping every last bit of energy they had, really quickly and efficiently.

Dead of summer. Vehicle or building with broken A/C, or just A/C turned way too low. On a hike in the sun. In long sleeves or long pants when it’s too hot for something like that. Overworking and feeling way too physically warm from it. Maybe they can even tolerate the heat just fine normally, maybe they can’t, but either way it’s putting them far over the edge and it’s making them flushed and sweaty and nauseous. Just maximum possible discomfort from this fever.

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Another rare fandom-specific post from me but there’s something so funny and in-character to me about Ryland Grace trying his absolute best to explain the basics of motion sickness and the vestibular system to Rocky as he himself is feeling deeply motion sick. Like he just puked mere moments ago from either the switch to zero-g or to the artificial gravity and he’s trying to draw a shitty diagram on a whiteboard for Rocky of the inner ear. Fuck it maybe even a puppet show is involved

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[emotionalkinetosis]

An allergy flareup sneeze:

[misstymbersclinic]

"Aww, I like that character!"

I MUST SEE THEM SICK AND CRYING AND MISERABLE

[sadmencentral]

i find it so unreasonably funny that so many of us have normal, quote unquote ‘important’ jobs and come on here during the day like, “hey guys, so get this: fucking a sneeze… what? oh yes hello, karen, i received the memo, yes, i will look it over as soon as possible. thank you. where was i? sneeze…”