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i need a version of this video that has the jurassic park theme playing over it
Wow. Calling for breakfast,it's amazing
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hey babes drop sweet songs that i can make prompts abt :) if u have a specific character lmk too
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I truly feel this would be a great song for a five hargreeves/reader.
Hello! If it's okay can i request for an story. I actually got this idea from a story called "My Light", so they've been married for along time now since they were in the apocalypse and they actually have a baby but died because of the environment like not cleared air and food like that. And they start falling apart when they start working to the commission because five is always busy and the reader is like understand this but when they try to stop the apocalypse the like they really falling apart. Like when the reader try to tell him to take care of him or like try to hug him or kisshimhe'll be mad and shout at her like"your a nuisance"," why are you so clingy","stop distracting","we have priorities" like that and when they were like fighting the last guardian the reader she died ( I don't know how she died, if it's okay that you decide how she died). And like when Luther was helping Klaus to get back and he did he like in a funny way like he lean in a wall and suddenly like got to go to reader's like heaven and it's like a flower grass field like the link in the very end of this. And Luther look around and like "wow this is a very nice place" and when he's looking around he heard giggling and when he looked to the direction where the voice coming from he saw like a little cottage or a house ang got there when he got nearer he saw the reader playing with a toddler(her and fives baby) and called her and she like saw him and walked over him as she let her baby run around like she's chasing for a butterfly or something. When she like got over to Luther she told him about the baby and how she died and Luther was like told her that it's okay because he told her that Klaus will like help them to get back but she look at him like her smile faltered. And told him that she doesn't want to go back and Luther try to persuade her to and told her that five needs her like that. But she also told him that five no longer love her like she's getting teary and cried when she gave him the reason and what happend to them like when five ignored her and shout at her and others. And Luther like ask her if she's serious and she's like smile crying and she said yes.And when she notice that Luther is slowly fading because he's going back to the living she gave him a paper to give five and said like" I'm not sure if your able to take this with you back to the living but if not tell him that I love you and thank you". And the last thing Luther saw is the reader carrying her baby and waving at him. And when like ending right when they all survived and they saw Luther alive five ask where the reader is and Luther gave him a sad smile and like check the letter is still there and to his surprise gave it to him and told him that"she told to tell you that she loves you and thank you." And you know after that they all separated. And when five is reading the letter (and also can you the one write the letter I'm sorry I'm not good at it. But the content is like very sad like it says there how shes with their daughter now and she's apologies that she can't be helpful to him and she's a nuisance to him and like tells him how much she loves him even if he doesn't love her as much as back then and like have their past moments together and what could have been.) And he cried and regretted that even to the reader last moments he didn't tell her i love you( I was thinking when the reader died five didn't bother to go to her because their "running out of time" excuse").
Hi I'm sorry if it's so long and confusing it's okay if you don't I can't blame you it's so long and confusing here's the link by the way. You can choose the reader's heaven by the way.
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Til Death Do Us Part {Five Hargreeves x Fem!Reader}
Summary: Five Hargreeves used to be your loving husband and a doting father. That is, until you lost your child to the apocalypse. Then over time your losses grew greater. Your husband was the first. He strayed from you and spurned your love over time, turning it to stone. Your heart hardened, but your love did not. You still felt devoted to him. Even after you saved his life in exchange for yours. Reunited with your daughter in your own paradise, you felt peaceful at long last. However, when Luther appears and asks for your help, you are faced with yet another loss: either going back with him and leaving your daughter, or staying with her and leaving your husband.
Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Fem!Reader
Author's Note: ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. ALL THE ANGST. I actually read "My Light" the other day and gosh, I feel so honored you requested me to do this. I probably made some slight changes, which I hope you're okay with. Enjoy!
Edit: We've made 276 NOTES!!! Thank you all so much!💚
Word Count: 2385
Warnings: Major Season 3 spoilers, angst, and death.
Requested By: The lovely anon✨
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ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : Forever and Always, Rush, and Love Is Gone
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Forever and always.
Those three words echoed in your mind ever since you and Five exchanged vows. Vows to support one another, cherish one another, protect one another, and above all: love one another.
Good things last for only so long, don't they?
Making a life during the apocalypse seemed nearly impossible, but you and Five made it work. Your love and determination was so strong, the two of you could do almost anything. Or you thought you could do anything.
You and Five felt an adrenaline rush when you grew pregnant with your first child. Trying to raise a baby in a wasteland with limited resources made you feel hopeless. You two knew it would be a challenge, but you would face it together and make the most of it.
After your beautiful daughter was born, your lives changed. For better and then for worse. At first, the two of you were overjoyed. Parenthood was a new adventure you couldn't wait to embark on. Your daughter had your radiant smile and Five's gorgeous eyes. She gave you both new purpose.
But she left as quickly as she came. A horrid sickness took over your precious angel when she was only a toddler. The two of you prepared yourselves as best as you could for the dreadful possibility that she wouldn't survive for as long as you two had. But still, feeling her die in your arms hit you with a pain and agony not even Five could soothe.
Your grief and mourning for her clung to you, even after the two of you buried her with the rest of Five's siblings. For a while, you and Five were there for one another. Closer than ever. You two were too terrified to lose each other.
A part of you selfishly wished the Handler came to your rescue sooner. Even though the Commission was not the ideal place of work, it was better suited for survival and you wondered if your daughter would have still been alive. The world felt so empty without her now.
But then your world started to crumble when Five threw himself into trying to stop the apocalypse and get back to his family.
Your grief and mourning prolonged when he began to pull away. At first it was small, subtle things. He wouldn't hold your hand, return your hugs, or sit close to your side. You chalked it up to grief, so you let it go.
Then his kisses left you next. His kisses were always endearing and reassuring. It left a bitter taste in your mouth. But again, you chalked it up to grief and let it go.
Then his kindness, love, and compassion departed. Instead of welcoming your touches or your presence, he'd basically shun it. You remembered him snapping at you, "Stop being clingy", "I'm working here", "You're distracting me", or the worst of them all: "You're a nuisance". You didn't chalk it up to grief and you didn't let it go.
Then Five himself basically separated from you. You hardly saw him. He was always figuring out equations or working in the field. You were alone and trapped in a loveless marriage. You wish you knew if somehow this was your fault and you began to wonder if Five would have been happier if he had never met you.
You were shocked when he took you with him back to 2019. You thought he'd forgotten about you. But, you noticed he still wore his ring, so at least he faintly recognized your marriage. Although you didn't recognize your husband. In fact, you wanted fate to take you from him so you could finally be happy and free. You honestly would have endured The Commission longer just for your sake.
Fate failed you the first time.
Your pain lasted forever. Trying to stop the first apocalypse was a failure and you found yourself dropped into 1960s Dallas, stuck with Five. And even in the new decade, trying to stop the second apocalypse, you two still remained the same. Him, emotionless. You? Undesirable.
You wanted to beg and plead Five to leave you behind. You had hope you could just start a new life here. But you didn't know how to tell him. And you didn't have time. Without so much a choice in your own matter, Five took you and his siblings to 2019.
So fate failed you the second time.
Only to be faced with fighting a Kugelblitz. You were done fighting. You were done trying to save the world. Your life was already over with the moment Five shut the door in your face and locked you out forever. You hoped and prayed you'd be the next to go when a Kugel wave hit.
When Luther and Sloane got married, you felt overjoyed for them but you felt the rest of your heart shatter upon seeing them so happy and in love. It reminded you of what you and Five used to be, yet never could be anymore.
You avoided him the entirety of the wedding. He was drunk anyways. You didn't want to hear whatever he had to say to you, if anything. You hung out alone in the corner.
When the final Kugel wave hit Obsidian, you wanted to stay behind. You nearly fought everyone, but Five grabbed you and shoved you into the passageway against your will. You had no choice and went into Oblivion.
You were angry and tired. You didn't want to be here at all. The place felt sinister and you felt unsafe. And the one person in the world who was supposed to protect you, you felt like wouldn't protect you. Not anymore.
So when you, Five, Sloane, and Ben found yourselves up against a guardian? You took your chance. Before the guardian could kill Five, you jumped in the way and felt the sword go through you. You fell to the floor, no longer bothered by the pain of your wound or the feeling of your life slowly leaving your body. You didn't even realize Five wasn't by your side, but instead he let out a pained scream and sent his axe straight into the guardian's back.
Third time's the charm. Fate finally claimed you.
When you woke up, you found yourself in a green countryside. Butterflies flitted around, birds sang in the trees, and a cozy cottage was tucked away in the trees. You heard running water from a creek nearby, along with the sound of a little girl's giggle.
When you saw your beautiful daughter chasing a butterfly, you knew you were home and in paradise. She ran to you with a happy smile and you swept her up into your loving arms. A part of you wished Five were here to see his precious angel happy and free, but you didn't want your daughter to know the man he'd become.
You were playing with your daughter when Luther suddenly appeared. You were shocked to say the least.
"Luther? What are you doing here?" you asked.
"Y/N! Where are we? Wow. This is a nice place," he looked around in awe.
You smiled softly. "This is my home. Peaceful isn't it?"
"Yeah, it is. That's uh…that's great," he saw your daughter on your hip. "Is that…?"
"My daughter? Yes. The one I lost in the apocalypse," you smiled down at her, purposely leaving Five out of it.
She was looking at Luther in fascination.
"She's beautiful," he smiled and waved at the little girl.
"Thank you," you set her down. "How about you go play over there with your butterfly friends so I can talk to Uncle Luther, okay?"
The little girl waved and giggled, skipping away.
You frowned now, facing the male. "Luther, why are you here? What's wrong?"
"Klaus has the ability to get us back to the others. At Oblivion. We have to help them and stop Dad!"
"We? Who's we?"
"You, me, and Klaus. Sloane needs help and so does Five."
"No. No way. Nope," you scoffed bitterly, feeling your smile fade. "Five needs me? You can't be serious. Don't make me laugh."
"What are you talking about? He's your husband."
"Not anymore. He was. I'm dead now. Physically. And honestly, I've never felt more alive. I have my precious daughter. And she needs me. I'm not leaving her for a stranger."
Luther stared at you. "Stranger?"
"Yes. I don't know the man I married any more. Whoever that man is, he is not my husband and never will be."
"What are you talking about?"
"Once upon a time, Five was a man heavily in love with me. Once upon a time, we had a family. Then death took our baby from us," you began to feel tears well up in your eyes. You took a deep breath. "Everything fell apart after that. I didn't feel welcome anymore and his silence cut me to the core. He shut me out, yelled and shouted at me if I tried to show an ounce of affection, and he spurned my love." You were crying now, not able to keep it bottled up anymore. "That man, is not the man I married and if I knew where our future would go I would have never associated myself with him to begin with. I remember the way I used to look at him. He was my whole world. Really, truly, he was. I could never get him out of my mind. Funny how one person can go from being your whole world to just another stranger in a matter of days." You shook your head. "Losing my daughter was one thing. But losing my husband? That alone killed me. I was nothing more than a walking corpse after our marriage fell away." You turned away, wiping your eyes miserably. "He was no saint and I never came close to an angel. But, he was my escape. Yet he taught me that good things only last for so long. Fires don't burn forever. Our every touch crumbled to ashes. He's better off without me and I'm better off without him."
Luther brought you in for a gentle hug, wishing he had known so he could have knocked some sense into his brother for neglecting and hurting you this deeply. You cried into him, feeling some release. You had buried your agonizing feelings for way too long and now you felt like you could breathe better. It was all out in the open and you didn't need to fear backfire for your words. Not any more. You were free.
"Y/N?" he asked and you broke from the hug. You gasped in realization, seeing Luther was fading. Klaus must be trying to revive him.
"Luther, wait!" you pulled out a small envelope and held it out for him with a heartbreaking smile. "I'm not sure if you're able to take this with you back to the living, but, if not tell him that I love you and thank you. And tell him that our daughter is safe and sound."
"I will. I promise. Goodbye for now, Y/N. Take care," Luther returned sadly.
You smiled, going over to pick your baby up. The two of you smiled and waved to him before he fully vanished.
When Luther reunited with his siblings in the memorial garden, the first thing he did was find Five and give him the letter you wrote.
"Y/N wanted you to have this. She uh…she wanted me to tell you that she loves you and wants to thank you. Oh, also…your daughter is safe and sound. She reunited with her mother," Luther told him.
Five was already distraught enough as he grabbed the letter. His heart broke to know his family was reunited without him, but he knew you and your daughter were resting peacefully and happily together. You'd take care of her and she'd take care of you.
Fighting back tears, he gently opened the letter and began to read,
To Five,
If you're reading this, chances are I'm already gone. I don't know what I ever did to spark your anger and rejection, but I'm sorry. I feel like somehow I failed you or let you down, especially after our daughter died. I'm sorry for everything. I wish I could have done something better or different if it had made you happier or satisfied.
If you didn't want me, you could have just said so. I would have given you a kiss goodbye and walked away. If it had given you peace of mind, I would have done it. I would do anything to make you smile or feel better, because I love you. I always will, even if its unrequited. You may think differently, but, the years of blissful happiness were some of the best years of my life. Even if we were stuck in a wasteland. At least we were stuck together, holding onto one another. That is, until we kept losing touch and got lost in a rush.
I hope you're somewhere out there happy, free, and retired. Know I am safe and sound and with our daughter. Even though we went our separate ways, maybe someday our paths will cross again.
I love you even after death do us part.
Y/N
By the time Five reached the end of your letter, he could barely read it through his tears. He was overcome with grief and remorse. It was all his fault. He let his anger and bitterness take over him. His heart hardened, his walls were built up, and he sank deep into his anger. He took it out on you in the worst ways imaginable. And he lost you. He knew he lost you. He should have apologized sooner, mended your marriage, fixed what was broken. He regretted everything.
The only thing Five wanted was for you to stay one more time, stand by his side, and remind him what it was like to fall in love again. But, you rightfully turned him down and it tore him up. Your love was gone and he knew he couldn't get it back. He doomed you and now you were gone for eternity.
All because he promised you forever and always in a world where even life is temporary.
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I need you — Five Hargreeves
Request: “Hello! Could you make a story with (Fluff-12,15,2) and (Angst- 38,32,34)? Five Hargreeves x fem! Reader, please! ❤️”
Fluff Prompts:
2. “The thought of losing you scares me.”
12. “I’m not jealous! Its just...you’re mine!”
15. “Because i love you god damnit!”
Angst Prompts:
32. “I’ve had enough.”
34. “i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
38. “of course i still love you. but i hate myself for it.”
• Five Hargreeves
This list will be updated daily. Good reading💖
🌹 > smut
✨ > fluff
🍃 > angst
All versions of you: 🍃 ✨ 🌹
Resume Request: Years on The Commission made Five Hargreeves commit horrible atrocities, massacring his humanity and robbing his chances to belong to somewhere. Somewhere stable. But all the torture they put on his soul every day, was all worth when he found in that agency the one thing he knew he would love irrevocably until the end of time: You. But all that love hadn’t been able to stop the separation when he returned to his family, when the breakup was inevitable and took the last spark of happiness from him. Forever. Surviving the end of the 1960s world, and finally accepting that a reality where the Sparrow Academy existed was better than messing up the timeline all over again, Five was prepared to find everything in that chaotic place, except the one thing that could bring him to his knees: You.
And like Ben Hargreeves, you didn’t remember any Five.
Venom : 🌹 ✨ 🍃
Resume Request: Five and the Reader have hated each other for many years and nothing has ever changed that, but since Five has been spending so much time with Laila, the Reader are is extremely jealous. She always tries to ruin every time the two meet, but after a while, Five comes to understand where this anger that is bigger than usual comes from. And as much as the Reader is proud and would rather die than admit something, Five knows put she in her place.
Felling:✨
Resume Request: Five is struggling with accepting the Reader trying to be like romantic or affectionate with him.
Baby :✨part.2 part.3
Resume Request: Are Reader afraid to tell Five that her are pregnant.
I want to do bad things with you : 🌹
Resume Request : Five want being domineering with Reader, but he asks if her really want this, because he can end up really hurting her.
You:🌹
Resume request: Reader and Five break up, and after he sees her kissing another guy in a nightclub, he’ll show her who really makes she feel good.
Attention:🌹
Resume Request: Five is focused on his equations for hours, but Reader have a plan B to distract him.
Invigorating:✨
Resume Request: Five finds that his powers are stronger near Reader.
Nobody can’t touch you :✨
Resume: Five never let anyone hurt Reader, and when The Handler kidnaps she to manipulate Five, he feels a hate he never felt in his life. (Little, really little, soft smut)
Geniuses: ✨
Resume Request: Reader are as smart as Five and he is not used to it.
I need you: 🍃✨
Resume request: Reader and five have been fighting a lot lately, and when he appears with the smell of The Handler perfume on his shirt, it was the fuse. (But it has a happy ending, I promise).
Heaven: 🌹✨
Resume Request: Five is an emotionless Assassin from the commission and does his job without remorse or mercy until he meets you. He will do anything to make you his. And will kill anyone who gets in his way between him and you.
Gold:✨
Resume Request: Five just fluff whit his wife.
Not you: 🍃✨
Resume Request: Five and You are both hit by one of Hazel and Cha-Cha’s bullets. Five wants you treated as soon as possible. after they’re fine, the siblings start to question them on Five’s protectiveness over You.
Secret 🌹
Resume Request: Five and you have to be silent because his siblings don’t know about you two.
Unbelievable:✨🌹
Resume Request: The Handler wants to you join the commission, but you is jealous/mad with the way the Handler flirts with Five.
Nobody else: ✨🌹
Resume Request: You is a super skilled fighter, and the other Hargreeves siblings can’t get over how amazing you are, but that causes Five to become a little jealous.
Be good: 🌹
Resume Request: The Reader are so cute and Five want take her so badly.
So good whit you:🌹
Sub!Five
Resume request: Reader and Five hate, but something happens to him when see her almost naked.
Distracted :🌹
Resume request: Five shows who’s really in control.
The sin you make me commit: 🌹
Resume Request: You’re Diego’s best friend, but Five desires you to much.
50 days of learning love
Y/n L/n, a seemingly normal human somehow survived the apocalypse in 2019, but without much memory of their previous life. It has been almost five years since then and they have completely lost hope of ever living a normal life. That is, until they meet Five, who has been in the apocalypse as long as they had. Now they have to figure out how to get out of the apocalypse, using Five’s power and equations. But also, it’s a chance to learn some love from the other.
Table of contents
Part 1 (Days 1-5)
Part 2 (Days 6-10)
Part 3 (Days 11-15)
Part 4 (Days 16-20)
Part 5 (Days 21-25)
Part 6 (Days 26-30)
Part 7 (Days 31-35)
Part 8 (Days 36-40)
Part 9 (Days 41-45)
Part 10 (Days 46-50)
Extras?
A/n: If you guys have anything you’d like to see as an extra, don’t be shy to send in a request for it!
More umbrella academy: The umbrella academy masterlist
More stories: Main masterlist
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synopsis: Harry realizes just a little bit too late how much you mean to him and now you're gone.
warning: these will be under construction and added on too.
Editing: unfinished
I don't need your closure
Adoring you with Music For A Sushi Restaurant
Golden sunflowers on a satellite
Daydreaming in your cinema
False gods drinking grapejuice on cornelia street
Matlida's late night talking
Requests!Info
Hey guys, I didn't forget about Little Freak, but I'm going to bounce from this one to the five story, and probably random one shots. But I didn't forget! I also found out that my masterlist is broken is this will act as a new one for me and you guys.
New:
Little Freak (Harry Styles) (Series)
King of my heart (Five Hargreeves) (Series)
The Lakes (Taylor Swift) (Series)
Sparks Fly (short story) (Five Hargreeves)
Ivy (Matthew Gray Gubler, Harry Styles) (One Shot)
Little Notes (Five Hargreeves) (Imagine)
blurb five 1
Let Me Help You (Eddie Munson)
I like you (Eddie Munson)
I don't get to choose (Ben Hargreeves)
Masterlists: (May not be reliable but I tried)
Taylor Swift
Harry Styles
Matthew Gray Gubler
Sebastian Stan
Chris Evans
Andrew Garfield
Barry Keoghan
Dylan O'Brien
The originals
Jeremy Allen White
BOUND TO FALL IN LOVE !
CHAPTER ONE !
WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS.
P | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | E.
Pogo let tears slip quietly as he saw Y/n's deceased body, he knew he would still see her again in the future. He just didn't know when. He didn't know if he could trust his master's words, all the trust he had for him was all thrown out the window the moment Reginald told him about his plan.
Sparks Fly - Five Hargreeves - Masterlist
warnings: au, season 3 spoliers, change of plot, angsty cause five or just the hargreeves in general, fluff, eventual smut (light and fluffy tho)
note: Viktor will be called Vanya (using she/her) in the first two chapters until he tranistions into Viktor (he/him), I am only doing this to follow the plot and would never want to show any disrespect to trans community 💕
*in progress
Behind Closed Doors | Masterlist
Markiplier x Reader x Amy Nelson -The pics I edit are from pics I find on Google. Credit goes to Google and Amy and Mark- Minors DNI! 18+ [THIS IS FANTASY AND NOT REAL. Just fanfic :) Please no hate. I love both Amy and Mark <3 Will update as I go] Poly relationship. RPF. Smut/Lemon. Some BDSM. Threesome. Secretive relationship. Fingering. Unsafe sex. Oral Sex (both male and female receiving). Dom!Amy. Switch!Markiplier. Thigh riding. Hair pulling. Voyeurism. Daddy Kink. Choking kink. Hand kink. Spanking. Cock warming. Breeding kink. Dirty Talk. Rough sex. Soft sex. Punishment. Fluff. Aftercare. Best friends to lovers.
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four
I'm out of My Head, of My Heart and My Mind
Pairing: Geralt of Rivia x Jaskier x Reader
Plot: Late one night, Geralt comes back to you and Jaskier after a hunt with a wound on his shoulder and a heated, feral look in his eyes. He tells you and Jaskier to head for the hills, but of course, neither of you listen.
And for once, Geralt’s glad that you two ignored his instructions.
Warnings: Mildly Dubious Consent, Aphrodisiacs, Fuck-or-Die, Threesome (F/M/M), Rough Sex, Biting, Scenting, Scent Kink, Size Kink, Size Difference, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Voyeurism, Breeding (discussed, not actually happening), Blow Jobs
Notes: Hey look, I’ve found another Fandom to rub my grubby little hands on! Anyways I fell in love with these idiots as soon as I saw them and I’ve been binge reading almost every Witcher fic I can find. During my reading I realized there’s a lack of reader insert fics and Jaskier/Reader fics so I decided to remedy that!
Also I know everyone and their sister has written a fuck-or-die fic already but… I’m a slut for that trope so I decided to add my own to the pile.
Title is taken from The Wolf by SIAMÉS!
Taglist: Not gonna put my taglist since this isn’t an AHS fanfic and I dunno if anyone wants to see this lmaooooo
You had to admit, when you had first started traveling with Geralt and Jaskier, you couldn’t understand the Witcher’s frustration with the bard. He seemed kind and full of life, and was always eager to lend a hand and would comfort both you and Geralt with equal enthusiasm.
But now, sitting around the dwindling campfire, the sun having long since vanished behind the hills, you really wished Jaskier would give it a rest.
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Eskel : “Geralt… We need to talk.”
Lambert : “Yeah.”
Vesemir : “It’s urgent.”
Yennefer : “Very urgent.”
Jaskier : “Geralt, it’s Y/N.”
Geralt : “What ? Y/N has a problem ? Is there a danger ? Where ?!”
Vesemir : “No son, everything is fine, but…”
Eskel : “You’ve been together for a while now.”
Geralt : “I already proposed marriage.”
Lambert : “But what an id… No, you’ve been together for sixty years !”
Geralt : “Sixty-three years, six months, and thirteen days.”
Yennenfer : “And Y/N hasn’t aged a bit.”
Geralt : “Neither have you.”
Jaskier : “Geralt, dear heart, what we mean is that this is not normal for a human.”
Geralt : “You haven’t aged either Bard.”
Jaskier : “I have elven blood. Not Y/N, I asked. But silver doesn’t hurt them. Your medallion doesn’t vibrate, so no magic.”
Vesemir : “We thought about a Doppler but even they end up dying of growing old.”
Geralt : “I don’t understand anything you’re saying.”
Lambert : “Oh but hold me back !”
Aiden : “Pup, calm down ! White wolf, your lover is not human.”
Geralt : “… Ah.”
Eskel : “It’s okay brother. After all this time it’s clear that you two are happy and really in love. But we would like to know what they are.”
Geralt : “Did you ask them ?”
Jaskier : “Well, like I told you, not directly, I asked little questions and…”
Geralt : “Y/N !”
Y/N, from another room : “Yes darling ?”
Geralt : “What are you ?”
Y/N : “A higher vampire, darling.”
Geralt : “Like Regis ?”
Y/N : “Emiel ? Yes, he’s an old friend, we’re from the same clan.”
Geralt : "What about the blood ?”
Y/N : “I only drink when needed, so once a month, never killing. I know you wouldn’t like that, darling.”
Geralt : “Are you agreeing to marry me now?”
Y/N : “I’ll think about it darling.”
Geralt : “Hmm.”
Yennefer : “You really are pissed off about the marriage’s refusal and not the vampire part ?”
So I'm posting this on here because I don't really have anyone who will actually care in my life and I just wanna get it off of my chest.
For the past few months I have been in such a deep depression, and for the last week or so it has been so bad that I have been crying my self to sleep. I feel that I will never get caught up in bills even though I am working 2 jobs and I'll never be able to move out of my parents house. The situation is very toxic to say the least.
Ever since I made a rash choice to quit my first job I have been behind on paying my bills to my mom has been on my ass and my sister has been on my ass because she had to help my mom when I failed about money and shit. Which I understand to a point and I know that I need to pay them, it's just very disheartening as I am sure a lot of people know to work in retail and deal with the public being them (especially during the pandemic in a state that never took it seriously). To not be able to get new work pants because you wore holes into the only pair of pants that can be worn to work. And that the holes can't be fixed
Being with out my medication since I made the huge move from Colorado to Florida. I am not a very stable person. So when I saw a post on Craigslist for a black kitten I asked if I could adopt him, and they said yes. He is fixed and up to date on his shots and young enough that my cat that I have will accept him. I am so so excited to get my new baby boy.
Everyone reading this post meet Runt. I am going to change his name, to Binx or Salem. Depending on what kind of vide I get from him. (This is the only picture I have of him so far since I get him tomorrow)
I am crying again writing this post but for once in a long time, they aren't tears of despair. If the cure to my depression is just adopting stray cats then I welcome being a crazy cat lady.
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!
i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G
To add on to the telling someone where you’re going/at
Tell them when you get there and when you’re leaving and when you get home.
I do this with my friends that live in my area and we all feel a lot safer.
My SC is in my bio and yall can add me literally just for this- if u need someone on the phone with you in a sus situation! Just lmk your user on here if/when you add me!
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