Emotions With Jon Hamm

One day, Jon Hamm realized that he is the best human in the universe in the having a face department, so he decided to bless us all by becoming an actor. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-23177955-1 ]); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Emotions With Jon Hamm is a celebration of his craft. var sc_project=7262354; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a62f7511";

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I made a drinking game for the Season Five premiere because I love you.  

Enjoy responsibly!!!!

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let’s all cry together

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Hey y’all, the Kiernan Shipka show is back!!!!!!

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It's hard work looking creepier than the wax version of yourself, but Jon Hamm pulls it off. 

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Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse

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EMOTIONS WITH JON HAMM ON SESAME STREET

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According to Yahoo! Answers, dogs (and, presumably, Jon Hamms) tilt their heads when they feel "confused" or "curious."

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I have this theory that Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, and Adam Scott all killed someone together as a boyhood prank. And then once the reality of what they had done settled in, they made a pact that they would all help each other become super famous and universally loved or else one of the three would break their silence.  How else do you explain Jon Hamm's meteoric rise to fame? I mean, this is how he does red carpets:

But yeah, I'm totally not saying that these upstanding citizens are definitely murderers. Just that I can't prove that they never killed someone together and you probably can't, either.

P.S. I know Tumblr loves up to the minute coverage of Jon Hamm's junk, so here you go, crazy kids! 

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Dearest EWJH: I miss you, and I wonder if you might come out of retirement to comment on the recent photos of Jon and Jennifer out walking... accented by what appears to be Junior Hamm. If you catch my drift. Try the Gothamist website for more details.

My first reaction is to wonder how that could possibly be comfortable.  And that is also my second reaction and my third reaction.  

Further investigation reveals that there is a Tumblr devoted to Junior Hamm, with the no-bullshit title Jon Hamm's Wang.  So I suppose if that Tumblr and my Tumblr ever had a baby, it would be called Emotions With Jon Hamm's Wang and feature pictures of you, our readers, reacting to his penis.  Your move, Internet   

Also, nice work, Gothamist graphics department:

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#pray4elmo

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Watch Comedy Bang! Bang! this Friday at 10pEST on IFC. That is all.

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If Jon Hamm is trying to wear all the fedoras himself so other men cannot sport them in very misguided attempts to be more attractive, then god bless this man.  Truly taking one for the team!

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are there videos of this infomercial???

Sadly, all Hamm Wow footage has been destroyed by forces conspiring against the world economy, which would certainly be completely and permanently revived were this invention to ever be put into production.  

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Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.  

He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.  

Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!

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My life is finally complete now that I have discovered this blog! How did I not know this?!?! (using my best Emily Clarke voice... Revenge!). Have you heard from The Hamm himself? I can't help but wonder if he's making some of these faces with this tumblr in mind.

This interview on Conan is the only time Jon Hamm has talked/thought about this blog that I know of. It is my personal belief that Jon Hamm's face is just like that naturally & his greatest achievement as an actor on Mad Men is simply managing to look stoic most of the time.  

And thanks for reading :D

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Today I would like to thank Jon Hamm, because this is the first time I've ever seen Justin Bieber look anything but smug.

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fyi: That bong pic I just reblogged from you is photoshopped. The original pic is from Interview Magazine

Aw, well...it's real to me. Thanks for the heads up!

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Ask a Grown Man

“Everybody farts.” And more wisdom from Jon Hamm.

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Jon Hamm answered some teen girl questions for Rookie Mag, which is one of my very favorite websites even though I am not actually a teen girl (but you wouldn't know that based on the quizzical expressions sported by everyone who has ever sold me alcohol and the fact that I am on Tumblr.)

After watching this clip filled with some excellent eyebrow emotions, I am positive that Jon Hamm is terrified of teen girls. Teen girls, please, please, please continue to freak Jon Hamm the fuck out. 

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post your icon please?!!

his face scrunches so majestically, like mountains i would climb to make him mine