✌️noelshiri

humans are just human. they come into this life filled with dreams and aspirations. they want it all, and try to use the power of the universe, the earth, and the power of the spirits.

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[segamascott]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[lizardsister]

[frillvelation]

[cometcrystal]

[guelwaar]

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

[medievaljournalist]

i just learned my destiny

[medievaljournalist]

does anyone want to trade with me

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[mulderscully]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE as Jeff Bottoms, 2023

[detectivehole]

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

[detectivehole]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath

[spale-vosver]

[vanyamire]

"You just need to find someone to be brave for."

Project Hail Mary (2026)