team jacob and team leah

fuck smeyer • main is angiethewitch • this is a jasper unsafe account

[katnissmellarkkk]

i still can’t believe the twilight movies have people genuinely thinking charlie swan deserves the dad of the year award. book charlie couldn’t handle his only child’s tears to the point that he would avoid her any time she had any emotion at all, including during her catatonic depression, he would disable her truck on the pure suspicion she may be sneaking out (because she went to bed too early in the evening… to spend the night with edward in her room), he left to go on long fishing trips randomly, allowed her to move in with him and immediately do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry for him without helping out at all, when he grounded her at the end of new moon he basically treated her as his live in maid once again, he sided when jacob when he basically sexually assaulted her in eclipse, and most of all, he never fought renee for custody of bella because “renee needed bella to take care of her”. bella was 18 months old when renee took her and left btw.

[nosunlightplease]

[emotwilights]

I do genuinely think stephanie meyer deserves to go on trial at the hague for some of the shit she dreamed up

[teamjacobthot]

nyctophobia

chapter 12: visiting hours

read on ao3 (no longer posting on ff.net, sawryyyy)

summary: She Leah on my Clear til I Water (the life and times of Jailbird Cinderella). word count: a good and healthy ~6500

thank you so much to everybody who's stuck with me throughout this story. but guess what?? I'm getting laid off from my corporate job next month so I plan to update this fic a lot more often!! lets gooooo

tag list (literally just copying and pasting from old posts - pls message me if you want me to tag/untag you in future nyctophobia posts): @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @cheerynoir @big-idiot-wolf-boys @the-golden-onion @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @phil-dwyer-stan-account @paulxlahotee @edwardsmedow @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @effervescent-influenza @gezellig-writes @witchyangela @leahcee @haletwinsstan @musingsofvenus @leahclearwlwater @haemshaems @vampiresarezombies @femmealice @blackpack @bellasoutrageousflavor @tenarcansteponme @me-and-jake @plainjaniedee @renegadepack @manicpixietwilight @emotwilights @jacobyouidiotihadit @edwardsmate4ever @sugarshackpeasant @nativegaymer @bellasdumptruckass

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

The debate over whether Bella’s depression in New Moon was reasonable or not has always been wild to me.

First of all, I’m sorry but if I had a dream that I wanted as badly as Bella wanted hers, had it so close, and had it ripped away so suddenly (being told it’s my fault) I too would have fallen into a severe depression. That sucks. Having this otherworldly experience, having the reasonable belief you could live a fantasy for eternity, only to be unceremoniously dumped back into the real world? That sucks!!!!!! Didn’t Doctor Who do a whole thing about post-adventure depression in companions?

Also, much more importantly: depression doesn’t need to be justified. It’s not always reasonable. Sometimes depression just happens for reasons that make little to no sense.

So when the protagonist of a love story falls into depression when her love interest leaves her, I think “yeah, no shit”

[emotwilights]

also she's 17 and this is the first time she's experienced heartbreak which is enough to send any kid into a spiral even without the vampire stuff

[emotwilights]

sometimes I remember that smeyer wrote a native boy being called a savage dog and wrote him eating out of a dog bowl and I start crashing out a little bit

[midnight-sunnydale]

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

[daily-volcanology]

It's time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoes

[daily-volcanology]

If we can say Denali instead of Mt. McKinley then we can say Lawetlat'la instead of Mt. St Helens. The mountain is named Tahoma, not Rainier. Naming a mountain after Jefferson doesn't erase its true name of Seekseekqua.

One name tells of the thousand years indigenous history and culture of the tribes who live there. The other name tells me nothing but colonialism.

[friendlyneighborhoodseamonster]

100% agree, but how tf do you pronounce Lawetlat’la?

[daily-volcanology]

Lah-weight-LOT-la

[nourgelitnius]

Before everyone gets too excited, please know that not every tribe in the area has the same name for the mountains! There is no one name!

Efforts are under way to try to figure out the original name of the mountain, trying to linguistically trace over 20 names to find the root.

Go ahead and call them by these names, but please be aware they might change and/or that if someone, especially someone of Salish descent, uses a different name, they aren't wrong!

[winterswake]

Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

[panlight]

What do you think is the origin of vampires in the Twilight universe?

Divinely and intentionally created by God(s) along with humans

Evolved alongside humans / genetic mutation of humans

The result of some kind of virus or parasite

They're fallen angels or something fallen-angel adjacent

They came about as the result of a curse or spell

They are fairies/fae/fairfolk or created by them

Something demonic or demon-adjacent.

I'm not saying it was aliens but . . . it was aliens

Some other NEUTRAL origin

Some other EVIL origin

Some other GOOD origin

I just wanna SEE

Voting ended onApr 3

90% sure I've asked this before but always fun to see people's answers. Feel free to give more in-depth theories in reblogs! I love to see them!

[teratodentata]

I joined a book club and we’re starting off with Twilight which, while it’s not my thing, is the single most dramatic thing I’ve ever read. Have some Bella-falling-down-in-the-woods-and-just-lying-there

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

I hate the cullens so much why would they have all these vampires meet at their house in forks when they KNOW it’s making more kids phase into wolves even kids as young as 12 years old they could have gathered ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD and not only that but carlisle says THEY’LL KEEP MOVING BACK TO FORKS

[gothgerry-deactivated20251121]

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

[ignisarrow]

Young Billy Black 🤎🌲

[fuckmeyer]

Bella BOOKS it through Volterra, across the palazzo, through a fucking fountain, & you're telling me miss "i did 60 lunges once in my life" is having this romantic albeit slightly panicked reunion? no. girl is keeled over wheezing. sweating like a hog ready for slaughter. somebody call an ambulance bc this girl in cardiac arrest. looks like suicide's back on the menu, boys