girl almighty

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You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

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i put on real makeup maybe once a month thx

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yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes 

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a godless heathen potato

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you:

me:

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i hate my life i’m in a history class full of theatre kids and this week we’re learning about alexander hamilton and

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‘til paul do us blart

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wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

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reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you