[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[alphacrone]

we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies

[relaxxattack]

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

[astraltrickster]

Let me stress: Collapsing reblogs would turn tumblr into a completely different site.

A massive chunk of our site culture - arguably our entire site culture itself - is based on the collaborative nature of posts. The fact that many posts are chains of relevant additions or Bits done by multiple people is the appeal. This is not an “outdated format” or an inconvenience, it is a core function.

Also I can’t help but suspect that this partial walkback is misleading. Okay, so we still get to have a chronological dashboard, but are we going to be allowed to keep it as our default tab? Because new accounts sure fucking can’t set as such.

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog chains are literally what makes tumblr posts tumblr posts

[edwad]

serious question thats been haunting me for hours...do you think the old man from monster house ever attached a sex toy to the wall of his house in order to make love to his wifes ghost?

messages like this make me wish i believed in hell

[silvermizuki]

We’re all goin here right

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

[teenslib]

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

[thefloatingstone]

"Vegan Leather"

Plastic. just say plastic.

[thefloatingstone]

How dare you leave this in the notes

[systlin]

Before anyone goes into vegan leather alternatives made from cactus or cork or fruit waste...

I heard of those too. I thought they were really cool! I thought it was a great idea! So I went and looked into how they were made!

They're all made by binding the organic material together with at least 50% plastic.

They're still all plastic.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[mf-dude]

[modogoblin]

him looking the audience straight in the eyes

i live

[dvseye777]

[bowditch]

love the x-files having the most BATSHIT promo photos

just weird af.

it's like the photo shoots were themselves an x-files about a possessed photographer but nobody stopped him

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I RAISE JULIANNA PIGS THEY ARE THE SMALL LITTLE PIGS. I HAVE FIVE OF THEM. THEY ARE THE GREATEST PETS. I LOVE MY PIGS DMV: PIG Verdict: DENIED

[fleshanimal]

A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move

I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!

[fleshanimal]

seeby

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

wait... I'm in control of my destiny!

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

I love solitude and not having to perform

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

[nick-nonya]

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

[menlovingtranny]

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

[teathattast]

[astrobstrd]

Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life

[duckdotcom]