wildly ambitious and irresponsibly horny

amber. just like that girl you used to know, but worse. my linktree

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wait what the…

US Sen. Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says

U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died at 71 after a brief illness, according to his office.

Oh.

[vampirefabio]

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

[charl0ttan]

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[stupidpetface]

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[midnightkolrath]

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[were--ralph]

‍

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[ambpersand]

i have read contradictions several times now and WOW!!! i just had to pop on here to tell you that you are so insanely talented and gifted! thank you so much for that literal work of art, it’s one of the best things i’ve ever read :) and i am (im)patiently waiting for whatever u decide to write next :D

thank you so much! I genuinely appreciate it 🩷

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught